The Luxurious Bastard Journal • Est. 2017

Better Beards. No Bullshit.

Field-tested beard knowledge, ingredient breakdowns, grooming advice, and hard-earned lessons from nearly a decade in the beard game.

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beard routine

HOW TO FIX A PATCHY BEARD Dealing with a Thin or Patchy Beard? Like men, beards come in all shapes, colors and...

balm

How to Apply Beard Balm The Luxurious Bastard is widely regarded as one of the best beard balms on the market. That...

apply oil

How to Apply Beard Oil You just received your bottle of Luxurious Bastard beard oil and you are excited! You twist the...

fix butter

How To Fix Your Gritty Beard Butter One of the benefits of a great beard butter like the beard butter from...

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