{"title":"Beard Balms","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Balm's are hand mixed in very small batches and poured by me, a bearded man for the bearded man and not a bunch of bald-faced marketing babies. Yup, Pure luxury here Gents. I mean Just look at my ingredients list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShea Butter, Coco butter, White Bees Wax, Bayberry Wax, Sweet Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice bran oil, Hazelnut oil, Hemp seed oil, Apricot oil, Castor oil, (NEW) Sunflower Seed Oil, Cold Pressed Grapeseed oil (Virgin Organic), Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Vitamin E, and our Luxurious essential \u0026amp; Fragrant oil blend.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-tobacconist-bastard-balm","title":"Tobacconist Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresenting the Tobacconist's Bastard Beard Oil—a captivating blend that arrests the senses with nostalgia and a tantalizing sweetness. Evoking memories of bygone days spent with Grandpa, it emanates the robust scent of freshly packed tobacco in a pipe, enveloping you in a timeless embrace of masculinity. Infused with the alluring notes of fresh sweet tobacco, delicate whispers of cherry, velvety vanilla, and a dash of arresting black pepper, this oil commands attention and admiration. Indulge in the arresting essence of tradition and masculinity with each luxurious application.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40199639334985,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/TobacconistBalm_a4deff7e-ad1e-4cc0-bfb9-8efeef6075f2.jpg?v=1662245902"},{"product_id":"the-holy-bastard-balm","title":"Holy Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Holy Bastard \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe beard oil that's so divine, it might just make your facial hair feel holier than thou. Picture this: the holy of holies in a bottle, inspired by the oils that adorned the beards of wise men and, hey, who knows, maybe even gave Jesus that extra sheen (okay, okay, I know, a bit of a stretch). We've gone all out with this blend, mixing in sacred oils like frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, and cypress, among others. Apply this heavenly concoction, and you might just feel like you've been touched by the beard gods themselves... Alright, alright, maybe I'm getting a tad carried away here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40199644381257,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/HolyBalm_97debd1b-79ef-4908-9127-bb879cf29b21.jpg?v=1662246814"},{"product_id":"dark-balm","title":"Dark Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark Beard Balm\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australian cedarwood, and dark musk. Deep and alluring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-oil\"\u003eDark Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-butter\"\u003eDark Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Dark Bastard Deep Dark profile, using soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, and a splash dark musk with a Luxurious secret twist....Masculine alluring and sexy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40199665680457,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/DarkBalm_37aec8ef-c562-4651-86d9-ced5b0a7fe56.jpg?v=1662248586"},{"product_id":"bilberry-balm","title":"Bilberry Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBilberry Beard Balm\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather, with three secret ingredients for a twist. Bold, unusual, and unmistakably Bilberry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bilberry-oil\"\u003eBilberry Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bilberry-butter\"\u003eBilberry Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Bilberry Bastard is another signature profile. Sometimes you have to mix up things a little \"out of the box\" Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW.......Just WOW. Its definitively interestingly interesting....Hmmmm..Wait....What???\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200044249161,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/BilberryBalm_5ef42c12-6b48-425e-9bac-3aca626c0a6f.jpg?v=1662258798"},{"product_id":"original-balm","title":"Original Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOriginal Beard Balm\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clean, fresh-out-of-the-barbershop aroma. The Original profile brings that classic groomed feel to your beard routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e A conditioning balm blend with almond, avocado, jojoba, argan, and other oils plus vitamin E.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/original-oil\"\u003eOriginal Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/original-butter\"\u003eOriginal Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe original bastard (Barber Shop) You get all the glorious benefits of our luxurious beard balm blend, almond oil, avocado oil, rice brand oil, hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, apricot oil, castor oil, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, Sunflower Oil, and vitamin E, but with a very clean and fresh aroma. I’d have to say that fresh out of the barbershop smell. After applying this Balm, I’m not responsible for all the ridiculous amount of compliments you get on your glorious beard! So Fresh So Clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200059224137,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/OriginalBalm_dae48310-a196-456f-b36e-70e26e2fe4c8.jpg?v=1662259326"},{"product_id":"chakra-balm","title":"Chakra Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eChakra Beard Balm\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Charred Indian oud, Madagascar vanilla, magnolia leaf, cedar, saffron, light and dark musk, seaweed, and cured tobacco. A dark, layered profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chakra-oil\"\u003eChakra Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chakra-butter\"\u003eChakra Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Chakra Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIndulge in the captivating symphony of Charred Indian OUD, Madagascar Vanilla, delicate Magnolia Leaf, the rich embrace of Cedar, the sultry allure of Saffron, and the enchanting interplay of Light Musk, Dark Musk, Seaweed, and cured Tobacco. This fragrance is an absolute essential for discerning connoisseurs like yourself – a must-have in your collection, no exaggeration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd if you're familiar with the influential YouTube personality, BeardTube, then you'll be delighted to know that this is his unequivocal top choice, a testament to its unparalleled quality and appeal. Don't miss the opportunity to experience this exquisite blend that's captured the heart of BeardTube and will undoubtedly captivate your senses as well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200077672521,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/CHakraBalm_12247aa3-306a-4cd7-b9e5-c8e654781132.jpg?v=1662261098"},{"product_id":"rustic-balm","title":"Rustic Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003eClose your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see and smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobacco. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........Welcome to the Rustic Bastard\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200112046153,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/RusticBalm_32868f28-55a1-47b5-9e9c-13800276f7cd.jpg?v=1662261921"},{"product_id":"1912-balm","title":"1912 Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1912 Beard Balm\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cedarwood floors, fresh coffee, rich leather, and sweet tobacco. An old-school general store in beard-balm form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e Conditions and styles your beard with medium hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1912-oil\"\u003e1912 Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1912-butter\"\u003e1912 Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 1912 Just Won Best Scent Profile Of The Year!!\u003c\/strong\u003e Travel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobacco in the room. This one will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store. Just saying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200160608329,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/1912Balm.jpg?v=1668120979"},{"product_id":"sweet-balm","title":"Sweet Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sweet Bastard Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. 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This luxurious formula combines the richness of Shea Butter and Cocoa Butter with a host of high-quality base oils, including Sweet Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice Bran oil, and Hemp Seed oil, to deliver deep hydration and conditioning. Apricot oil and Castor oil enhance softness and manageability, while Sunflower Seed oil and Cold Pressed Grapeseed oil (Virgin Organic) infuse your beard with essential nutrients for a healthy, radiant shine. Jojoba oil and Argan oil add antioxidants and vitamins, ensuring your beard remains well-nourished and vibrant. White Beeswax and Bayberry Wax provide a natural, flexible hold to keep stray hairs in place without stiffness. Vitamin E adds a finishing touch, protecting and enhancing your beard’s natural luster. 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Prior to infection, the heartwood is odorless, relatively light and pale colored however, as the infection progresses, the tree produces a dark aromatic resin, in response to the attack, which results in a very dense, dark, resin-embedded heartwood. The resin-embedded wood is valued in Arabic-middle eastern culture for its distinctive fragrance, and thus is used for incense and perfumes. 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Rich oud forms the foundation, delivering a deep woody character that feels both ancient and luxurious. Bright blood orange and tangerine ignite the opening with a burst of vibrant citrus before giving way to a heart of earthy vetiver, warm cedarwood, sandalwood, pine, and exotic allspice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the scent settles, dark musk and earthy accords emerge, creating a smooth, masculine finish that lingers with understated confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe result is a fragrance that feels timeless and powerful. Sophisticated without being flashy. Bold without being loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the man who understands that true influence isn't announced. It's felt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlood Orange\u003cbr\u003eTangerine\u003cbr\u003eAllspice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVetiver\u003cbr\u003eCedarwood\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood\u003cbr\u003ePine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOud\u003cbr\u003eDark Musk\u003cbr\u003eEarthy Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWoody • Earthy • Warm • Mystical • Luxurious • Masculine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTalisman is the scent of old-world power, hidden knowledge, and unwavering confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53569264845114,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Talisman_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1780689074"},{"product_id":"kingsman-beard-balm-limited","title":"Kingsman Beard Balm","description":"\u003ch1\u003eKINGSMAN \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAVALIBLE: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/kingsman-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/kingsman-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/kingsman-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003eKingsman\u003c\/strong\u003e charts his own course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt around vibrant orchard fruits, rare saffron, and rich oud agarwood, \u003cstrong\u003eKINGSMAN\u003c\/strong\u003e opens with confidence and finishes with authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright citrus and orchard fruits create an immediate first impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the profile develops, \u003cstrong\u003eGolden Saffron\u003c\/strong\u003e begins to emerge, adding warmth, sophistication, and quiet luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRich Oud Agarwood\u003c\/strong\u003e settles into the beard with depth, strength, and unmistakable presence.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Botanical Orchard Nectar\u003cbr\u003e• Fresh Lime\u003cbr\u003e• Mandarin\u003cbr\u003e• Cranberry\u003cbr\u003e• Pomegranate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Golden Saffron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Oud Agarwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFRESH FRUIT. RARE SPICE. ANCIENT WOOD. \u003cstrong\u003eKINGSMAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor The Man Who Holds The Key.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53615540502842,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Kingsman_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1781732774"},{"product_id":"southern-beard-balm-limited-release-sunday","title":"Southern Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SOUTHERN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAVALIBLE: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/southern-beard-oil-limited-release-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/southern-beard-balm-limited-release-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/southern-beard-butter-limited-release-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSWEET FRUIT. 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Raw honey and tobacco blossom weave through the profile, adding depth and rugged sophistication without overpowering the fresh orchard notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich OUD agarwood rises from the base with unmistakable authority. Dark, smooth, and timeless. Texas cedar and deep musk complete the experience, grounding the fragrance in strength, masculinity, and quiet confidence that lasts all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Southern Bastard isn't a candy scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt isn't a fruit scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the scent of a Southern gentleman who knows exactly who he is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh enough for summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold enough for every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRefined enough for the boardroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRugged enough for the backroads.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53630744101178,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/SouthernBalm_c819b5f9-abf4-4d9b-a22c-130bcf675750.jpg?v=1781911586"},{"product_id":"colonial-beard-balm-limited","title":"Colonial Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCOLONIAL\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/colonial-beard-oil-limited-sunday-12-noon\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/colonial-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/colonial-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLONIAL\u003c\/strong\u003e is inspired by the untamed frontier, where towering birch trees lined winding rivers, craftsmen built with their hands, and every trail led to another adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with crisp citrus and cool rushing water, delivering a clean, invigorating first impression that feels like the first breath of morning beside a woodland stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance unfolds, wild vetiver, delicate jasmine petals, and fresh geranium emerge, bringing a rugged elegance that is both refined and undeniably masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEarthy patchouli, smooth blonde woods, soft amber, and rich musk settle deep into the beard, leaving behind the unmistakable scent of weathered timber, river stone, and the quiet confidence of a man who doesn't need to announce his arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh. Grounded. Timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e• Bright Citrus\u003cbr\u003e• Fresh River Water\u003cbr\u003e• Mountain Air\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e• Wild Vetiver\u003cbr\u003e• Jasmine Petals\u003cbr\u003e• Fresh Geranium\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e• Earthy Patchouli\u003cbr\u003e• Blonde Woods\u003cbr\u003e• Soft Amber\u003cbr\u003e• Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Water. Ancient Woods. Endless Frontier.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLONIAL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuilt for the man who leaves a legacy, not just footprints.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53652649869626,"sku":null,"price":13.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/ColonialbeardBalm.jpg?v=1782589324"},{"product_id":"american-beard-balm-limited","title":"American Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the man who believes in grit over comfort, action over excuses, and living life on his own terms. Bold, unapologetic, and unmistakably masculine, this fragrance captures the spirit of America in every drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt opens with the rich aroma of freshly roasted coffee, immediately followed by the smoky intensity of charred wood and the unmistakable spark of gunpowder. Powerful. Rugged. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the scent unfolds, smooth Kentucky bourbon and rich Cuban tobacco take center stage, creating a warm, confident heart that feels like an evening around a fire after a hard day's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupple leather, warm Madagascar vanilla, and the subtle metallic edge of cold cash settle into the beard, leaving behind a scent that is bold, refined, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is more than a fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tribute to hard work, freedom, and the relentless pursuit of building something worth leaving behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo compromise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust pure American grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCharred Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCuban Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMadagascar Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupple Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold Cash Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmoke. Steel. Freedom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53681275928890,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/AmericanbeardBalm.jpg?v=1783122759"},{"product_id":"bad-ass-beard-balm-limited","title":"Bad Ass Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBADASS BASTARD Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the man who lives by his own code. Strong handshake. Steady mind. Unshakable confidence. \u003cstrong\u003eLeather. Bourbon. Smoke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with rich aged leather, smooth Kentucky bourbon, and dry red tobacco before weathered oak, fresh birch, and a subtle spark of gunpowder take over. The finish is where legends are made. Dark OUD and deep musk settle into the beard with bold, smoky character that lasts all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a fragrance that begs for attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt earns respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a bold, masculine scent that's rugged, refined, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAged Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDry Red Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWeathered Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718411182394,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BadAssBeardBalm.jpg?v=1783801479"},{"product_id":"1776-beard-balm-limited","title":"1776 Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1776 Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Air. Smoked Woods. American Freedom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1776\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't just a year. It's a symbol of courage, sacrifice, and the unbreakable spirit of men who refused to bow. Inspired by the rugged American frontier and the wilderness that forged a nation, this profile is bold, clean, and undeniably masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with crisp mountain air rushing through towering pine forests. Bright green apple and fresh orange blossom add a clean burst of energy, while fresh birch and aromatic sage create the unmistakable scent of an early morning deep in the American wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the profile develops, soft violet and earthy moss emerge, bringing depth and refinement without sacrificing its rugged character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD intertwines with weathered woodsmoke, warm amber, and bright musk to create a rich, lasting finish that feels like a campfire beneath a sky full of stars after a hard day's work. Bold enough to command attention. Refined enough to wear every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Mountain Air\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGreen Apple\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOrange Blossom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eViolet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEarthy Moss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWoodsmoke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWarm Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBright Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718414590266,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/1776BeardBalm_7342e914-9be3-4512-a82d-ad40c30d681c.jpg?v=1783801655"},{"product_id":"october-beard-balm-limited","title":"October Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. October Bastard captures the soul of the season with a rich blend of spiced pumpkin, aromatic clove, and sweet indulgence, balanced by deep woods and a dark, sophisticated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a basic pumpkin scent. This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785179783482,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"romeo-beard-balm-limited-sunday","title":"Romeo Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eROMEO\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold expression of confidence, charm, and timeless sophistication. Inspired by the man who walks into a room and commands attention without saying a word, this fragrance blends classic elegance with rugged masculinity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe opening delivers a refined burst of fresh fig, bright citrus, bergamot, crisp apple, and rich cassis. Smooth, vibrant, and inviting, it creates an immediate first impression that is impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance evolves, cedarwood, aromatic herbs, clove, and tobacco leaves bring depth and character, while lavender, jasmine, and lily add a touch of refined elegance. This is where confidence meets sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky accords, smooth sandalwood, aged leather, black amber, patchouli, oakmoss, and musk create a deep, masculine finish that lingers with warmth and authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't about chasing attention. It's about earning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth. Refined. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFig Citrus Bergamot Apple Cassis\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCedarwood Herbal Notes Clove Tobacco Leaves Lavender Jasmine Lily\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoke Sandalwood Leather Black Amber Patchouli Oakmoss Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Fruit. Dark Woods. Timeless Confidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who doesn't chase the spotlight. He becomes it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827289055546,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/RomeoBeardBalm.jpg?v=1785536464"},{"product_id":"orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday","title":"Orangewood Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eORANGEWOOD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE OUTDOORS WITH HIM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e captures the perfect balance between fresh citrus energy and rugged woodland character. Inspired by the feeling of stepping into a sunlit forest, where crisp air meets towering trees and the morning begins with endless possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with a vibrant burst of fresh orange, bright bergamot, and crisp pine needles. Clean, refreshing, and invigorating, these notes create the feeling of fresh-cut timber, open skies, and a walk deep into the wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent evolves, Virginian cedar, warm cardamom, and rich red berries emerge, creating a refined blend of earthy woods, subtle spice, and a touch of sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky vetiver and warm musk settle into the beard, creating a grounded finish that is confident, masculine, and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh. Woodsy. Timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Orange\u003cbr\u003ePine Needles\u003cbr\u003eBergamot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVirginian Cedar\u003cbr\u003eCardamom\u003cbr\u003eRed Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVetiver\u003cbr\u003eMusk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Cedar. Forest Air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who carries the wild with him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827481174330,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Orangewoodbalm_56a90141-27cb-41e6-bd67-3c4b45aa6d7d.jpg?v=1785533104"},{"product_id":"tcvc-beard-balm-limited","title":"TCVC Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOBACCO. COFFEE. VANILLA. CHERRY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFour notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne hell of a profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTCVC\u003c\/strong\u003e is back, bringing together four powerhouse aromas in one deep, rich, masculine blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with the unmistakable character of freshly harvested tobacco, dark and earthy with just enough bite. Richly roasted coffee follows, bringing warmth and depth like that first strong cup poured before the rest of the world wakes up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen vanilla rolls in, smooth and creamy, cutting through the darker notes before a burst of ripe cherry adds just enough sweetness to make the entire profile come alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is warm, bold, slightly sweet, and ridiculously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTobacco gives it grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee gives it depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVanilla smooths everything out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCherry gives it the unexpected twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOBACCO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFreshly Harvested Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCOFFEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRich Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVANILLA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCHERRY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRipe Cherry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark. Rich. Smooth. Addictive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFour notes. Zero bullshit. One badass profile.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53913484067130,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/TCVCBalm_51905084-5f1b-43ec-b9ec-a5dffc7c2065.jpg?v=1786745761"},{"product_id":"barrel-house-beard-balm-limited","title":"Barrel House Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAGED IN CHARACTER. 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Aged wood. Fresh citrus. Masculine depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRefined enough for a night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRugged enough to wear every damn day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCitrus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBergamot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLime\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLavender\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAged Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePatchouli\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCedarwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMusk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBOURBON. OAK. CEDAR.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhere smooth bourbon meets American timber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53913818693946,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BarrelHouseBeardBalm.jpg?v=1786837177"},{"product_id":"contraband-beard-balm-limited","title":"Contraband Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCONTRABAND Sunday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOT FOR EVERYBODY. 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It starts deceptively bright with juicy tangerine, ripe pineapple, and dark cassis before pulling you straight into the good stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmoked honey and roasted coffee bring a rich, addictive warmth while saffron, nutmeg, and sweet turmeric add an exotic layer of spice that keeps the profile interesting every time you catch it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the lights go down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage leather, black amber incense, earthy patchouli, and rolling smoke create a deep, masculine foundation that sticks around long after the brighter notes disappear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet without being soft. Smoky without smelling like a damn campfire. Dark, sophisticated, and just suspicious enough to earn the name.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf somebody leans in and asks what you're wearing...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe tell them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe don't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tangerine, Pineapple, Cassis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Smoked Honey, Roasted Coffee, Saffron, Nutmeg, Sweet Turmeric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vintage Leather, Black Amber Incense, Patchouli, Smoke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSWEET. 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Soft musk settles underneath everything, giving the profile a clean, masculine finish that keeps the sweetness grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is simple on paper and ridiculous in the beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJuicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCreamy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUnmistakable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/strong\u003e is one of those profiles that makes people stop and ask what you're wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Ripe Peach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Triple Vanilla Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEACH. 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MUSK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSubtle was never the point.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53942484894010,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Blatant_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1787512781"},{"product_id":"forbidden-beard-balm-limited","title":"Forbidden Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFORBIDDEN\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAvailable: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-name-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e — Beard Balm — \u003ca href=\"\/products\/forbidden-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForbidden\u003c\/strong\u003e opens with a sharp, mouthwatering collision of \u003cstrong\u003eKey Lime, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Cranberry, Red Currant, and Plum\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bright citrus cuts through dark, juicy fruit, creating a tart sweetness that immediately pulls you in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen the profile turns wicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla, Burnt Sugar, Vanilla Bourbon, and Cotton Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e begin to melt together through the heart. Think caramelized sugar, warm vanilla, and a touch of boozy sweetness without becoming some sugary candy bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUnderneath it all sits \u003cstrong\u003eCharred Oak, Amber, and Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Dark. Warm. Slightly smoky. 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Bright fruit gives way to burnt sugar and bourbon vanilla before settling into warm amber, musk, and charred oak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou know you probably shouldn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat’s why it’s called Forbidden.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKey Lime • Ruby Red Grapefruit • Cranberry • Red Currant • Plum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVanilla • Burnt Sugar • Vanilla Bourbon • Cotton Candy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCharred Oak • Amber • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53969990123834,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Forbidden_Beard_balm.png?v=1787959431"},{"product_id":"whoops-beard-balm-limited","title":"Whoops Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHOOPS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/whoops-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, Beard Balm, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/whoops-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSome of the best things happen by accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMonths ago, while blending a batch of \u003cstrong\u003eYSL\u003c\/strong\u003e, the ingredients for \u003cstrong\u003eOmbre\u003c\/strong\u003e somehow found their way into the mix. Scrapping it would have been the sensible move—but one smell changed everything. 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It wasn’t supposed to happen. But damn… it worked.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53970705449274,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/WhoopsBeardBalm.png?v=1787958553"},{"product_id":"chosen-beard-balm-limited","title":"Chosen Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e • Beard Balm • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome profiles smell good. 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It isn't trying to smell like everything else on your shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's warm. Resinous. Earthy. Woody. Grounding.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eImagine ancient timber, smoldering incense, worn leather, glowing amber, and curls of fragrant smoke drifting through an old stone sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFrankincense. Myrrh. Oud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eScents with histories stretching back thousands of years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWere they worn by saints? Kings? Maybe even our Lord and Savior?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI'm not making that claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBut if heaven had a beard oil...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm just saying.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrankincense • Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBirchwood • Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOud \/ Agarwood • Sweet Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted in small batches by Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot made for everyone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for the Chosen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54048095142202,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Chose_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1789264745"},{"product_id":"heroic-beard-balm-limited","title":"Heroic Beard Balm - Special Limited Edition","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHEROIC SUNDAY 12NOON\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Tribute to Those Who Answered the Call\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Balm\"\u003eHeroic Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Butter\"\u003eHeroic Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeroic\u003c\/strong\u003e was created in collaboration with the \u003cstrong\u003eVETT Project\u003c\/strong\u003e as a tribute to the men and women who served, sacrificed, and stood watch for the rest of us. A portion of the proceeds from this special collaboration will go toward supporting veterans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lUggRETmjao?si=Esv-FWtC2z4jp-8A\" title=\"Watch VETT's Video Here\"\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens softly with \u003cstrong\u003ebergamot, clove, and cracked black pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, followed by deep \u003cstrong\u003eamber, labdanum, olibanum, cedarwood, vetiver, and musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rugged woods, warm resin, subtle spice, and incense give it backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eButtermilk, burnt sugar, caramel, and creamy vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e bring powerful warmth and comfort beneath all that strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause heroism isn't only about standing in the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's also about making it home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBold. Rugged. Warm. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEROIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWANT TO SUPPORT THE MISSION DIRECTLY?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou don't have to buy a product to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonate directly to HEROES Alliance and I'll give you 1 Golden Ticket into our monthly giveaway for every $10 donated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 = 1 Golden Ticket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 = 2 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$50 = 5 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$100 = 10 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DONATE DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT VETERANS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/app.endaoment.org\/heroes?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDonate to HEROES Alliance\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy Heroic. Donate directly. Share the mission.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis one is bigger than beard oil. This one is HEROIC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStrength in the bottle. Honor in the heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54088566210874,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Heroic_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1789762181"},{"product_id":"honeymooner-beard-balm-limited","title":"Honeymooner Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTWO PEOPLE. TWO SIDES. ONE PROFILE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS isn't just another scent profile. It's personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWith our wedding coming up Saturday, September 26, Jessy and I wanted to create something together to celebrate it. I brought my ingredients to the table. She brought hers. Then we started blending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomewhere between his and hers, HONEYMOONERS was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with red currant, jeweled berries, juicy bergamot pulp, and burnt sugar. Bright, slightly sweet, and immediately addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe heart brings the two sides together. Dark Black Dahlia and rich petrified plum meet Mandarin blossom, creating a smooth balance of masculine depth and feminine elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen velvet vanilla, warm amber, and clean white musk settle everything down into a sensual finish that feels warm, intimate, and damn good up close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNeither one of us created this profile alone. We created it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHis edge. Her touch. One scent built to celebrate the beginning of our next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Currant, Jeweled Berries, Bergamot Pulp, Burnt Sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black Dahlia, Petrified Plum, Mandarin Blossom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvet Vanilla, Warm Amber, White Musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBERRIES. DARK FLORALS. VANILLA. AMBER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS. Two people. Two worlds. One hell of a blend.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54116728668474,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/honney_moon_balm.png?v=1790227197"},{"product_id":"toasted-beard-balm-limited","title":"Toasted Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE TOASTED BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, Beard Balm, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSWEET. SMOKY. DAMN NEAR ADDICTIVE.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThere’s something about the smell of a marshmallow slowly roasting over an open flame that takes you somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE TOASTED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that moment and turns it into a rich, warm fragrance built for the beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with juicy melon and red berries, adding a fresh hit of sweetness before the real star begins to emerge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAt the heart is perfectly toasted marshmallow. Warm, creamy, slightly caramelized, with just enough smokiness to bring back memories of late nights around the fire when nobody was checking the damn clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs it settles, vanilla butter, sugared vanilla, and rich tonka bean melt together into a smooth, masculine finish that's sweet without becoming childish and warm without becoming heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result smells like \u003cstrong\u003egolden marshmallows, glowing embers, melted vanilla, and cool night air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComforting enough to feel familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDifferent enough to make somebody lean in for another smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Melon, Red Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toasted Marshmallow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla Butter, Sugared Vanilla, Tonka Beans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOASTED. 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A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warm, spicy, floral and leathery scent with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Berserker routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your balm with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTHE BERSERKER BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWarm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerserker returns with a rich, layered fragrance that balances a bold opening with a softer heart and a dark, grounded finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm spice makes the first impression. As it unfolds, Ylang Ylang and Jasmine introduce a floral richness, joined by the softer character of Freesia and Orris. These notes bring balance to the fragrance, rounding out its edges without taking away its depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen comes the darker side. Smooth Dark Vanilla meets aged Leather and Oud Wood, bringing sweetness, texture, and woody character together. Ambergris and Musk deepen the base, while earthy Oak Moss grounds the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe result is a warm, spicy, floral, and leathery profile with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout. There’s softness here, but nothing timid about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little civilized. Not entirely tame.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eScent profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLayer\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFragrance notes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat to expect\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarm Spice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA bold, warming introduction that establishes the fragrance’s spicy character.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYlang Ylang, Jasmine, Freesia, Orris\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA rounded floral heart that softens the opening and brings balance to the darker notes.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Vanilla, Aged Leather, Oud Wood, Ambergris, Musk, Oak Moss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA deep finish of smooth vanilla, leather, woods, musk, and earthy moss.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent at a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm • Spicy • Floral • Leathery • Woody\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe contrast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral softness and vanilla sweetness against aged leather, oud, and earthy moss.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67624033026362,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/BerserkerBalm.jpg?v=1762194077"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/collections\/WoodPlanks.jpg?v=1789870851","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/beard-balm.oembed?page=2","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}