{"title":"Beard Oils","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll of my oils are hand mixed in very small batches and bottled\/poured by me, a bearded man for the bearded man and not a bunch of bald-faced marketing babies. Yup, Pure luxury here Gents. I mean Just look at my base oil list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice bran oil, Hazelnut oil, Hemp seed oil, Apricot oil, Castor oil, (NEW) Sunflower Seed Oil, Cold Pressed Grapeseed oil (Virgin Organic), Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Vitamin E, \u0026amp; our Luxurious essential oil blend\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"luxurious-bastard-growth-serum","title":"Luxurious Bastard Growth Serum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew Improved Formula Fuel Growth. Fill the Gaps.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis potent beard serum blends peppermint (boosts circulation), rosemary (stimulates follicles), and tea tree (clears pores) with a powerhouse base of argan, hemp seed, apricot, ETRA DOSE of castor, avocado, jojoba, almond, rice bran, grapeseed, sunflower, and vitamin E.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse daily—and pair with your derma roller to activate follicles and maximize absorption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThicker. Stronger. Faster.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40032995344457,"sku":"Growth01","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/GrowthOil.jpg?v=1657239209"},{"product_id":"the-vetiver-bastard-1","title":"Vetiver Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eStep out of the ordinary and into the extraordinary with our new cedar, vetiver, dark amber, fresh bergamot, clove, and vanilla fragrance. Perfect for the true gentleman, this unique blend will leave you feeling bold and confident. It's like a walk in the woods, but sexier. Don't just smell good, smell unforgettable. This is one of my personal favorites.  #GentlemensProfile #BoldandConfident #BeardGameStrong\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509934256442,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/VetiverOil.jpg?v=1662673596"},{"product_id":"the-tobacconist-bastard-oil","title":"Tobacconist Beard oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePresenting the Tobacconist's Bastard Beard Oil—a captivating blend that arrests the senses with nostalgia and a tantalizing sweetness. Evoking memories of bygone days spent with Grandpa, it emanates the robust scent of freshly packed tobac in a pipe, enveloping you in a timeless embrace of masculinity. Infused with the alluring notes of fresh sweet tobac, delicate whispers of cherry, velvety vanilla, and a dash of arresting black pepper, this oil commands attention and admiration. Indulge in the arresting essence of tradition and masculinity with each luxurious application.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509926228282,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/TobacconistOil_708bb704-fdc0-4b2d-8502-21ab80f1fbbe.jpg?v=1662245872"},{"product_id":"the-holy-bastard-oil","title":"Holy Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Holy Bastard \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ethe beard oil that's so divine, it might just make your facial hair feel holier than thou. Picture this: the holy of holies in a bottle, inspired by the oils that adorned the beards of wise men and, hey, who knows, maybe even gave Jesus that extra sheen (okay, okay, I know, a bit of a stretch). We've gone all out with this blend, mixing in sacred oils like frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, and cypress, among others. Apply this heavenly concoction, and you might just feel like you've been touched by the beard gods themselves... Alright, alright, maybe I'm getting a tad carried away here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509897785658,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/HolyOil_4351f7d6-5853-45ce-8c4c-8b92a64697aa.jpg?v=1662246663"},{"product_id":"curious-oil","title":"Curious Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Curious Bastard This is my very first creation in my line of Beard Oils , and the name says it all. When you first crack open this bottle and take a whiff, the first thing you will be thinking is \"Oh this is interesting\" You won't be able to stop smelling it. Blended with hints of frankincense, cinnamon, clove leather \u0026amp; allspice and more. It's just one damn curious aroma.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509890281786,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/CuriousOil_5e4c7d71-4092-495f-a015-a37065c879d5.jpg?v=1662247538"},{"product_id":"dark-oil","title":"Dark Beard Oil – Masculine Dark Musk Scent","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, cypress, cedarwood, and dark musk. Deep, warm, and masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e Conditions and moisturizes your beard as part of your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-balm\"\u003eDark Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-butter\"\u003eDark Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis handcrafted beard oil blends bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, cypress, cedar wood, and dark musk for a deep, masculine scent. The soft, nourishing oil conditions and moisturizes your beard while its alluring aroma adds a refined, luxurious touch to daily grooming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509892510010,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/DarkOil_365ab535-5af3-4fca-8741-7371651c36f6.jpg?v=1662248367"},{"product_id":"bilberry-oil","title":"Bilberry Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBilberry Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather, with three secret ingredients for a twist. Bold, unusual, and unmistakably Bilberry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bilberry-balm\"\u003eBilberry Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bilberry-butter\"\u003eBilberry Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Bilberry Bastard is another signature profile. Sometimes you have to mix up things a little \"out of the box\" Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW.......Just WOW. Its definitively interestingly interesting....Hmmmm..Wait....What???\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509876420922,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/BilberryOil_7110df78-589d-466e-bdfb-d534e664d6bc.jpg?v=1662258544"},{"product_id":"original-oil","title":"Original Beard Oil – Fresh Barbershop Scent","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOriginal Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bay rum, sandalwood, and a powdery talc finish. Clean, fresh, old-school barbershop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e This handcrafted beard oil conditions your beard with a blend of almond, avocado, jojoba, argan, and other oils plus vitamin E.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/original-balm\"\u003eOriginal Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/original-butter\"\u003eOriginal Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA fresh-out-of-the-barbershop aroma for your daily beard routine. The conditioning oil blend leaves your beard feeling cared for without sacrificing that clean classic scent.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509909942586,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/OriginalOil_e2cce28d-adbc-4684-9c15-51b19b874d7a.jpg?v=1662259214"},{"product_id":"chakra-oil","title":"Chakra Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eChakra Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Charred Indian oud, Madagascar vanilla, magnolia leaf, cedar, saffron, light and dark musk, seaweed, and cured tobacco. A dark, layered profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chakra-balm\"\u003eChakra Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chakra-butter\"\u003eChakra Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Chakra Bastard \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIndulge in the captivating symphony of Charred Indian OUD, Madagascar Vanilla, delicate Magnolia Leaf, the rich embrace of Cedar, the sultry allure of Saffron, and the enchanting interplay of Light Musk, Dark Musk, Seaweed, and cured Tobacco. This fragrance is an absolute essential for discerning connoisseurs like yourself – a must-have in your collection, no exaggeration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd if you're familiar with the influential YouTube personality, BeardTube, then you'll be delighted to know that this is his unequivocal top choice, a testament to its unparalleled quality and appeal. Don't miss the opportunity to experience this exquisite blend that's captured the heart of BeardTube and will undoubtedly captivate your senses as well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509879861562,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/ChakraOil_2fbf4a1d-2053-44a3-9d3a-74dac92b3bae.jpg?v=1662260844"},{"product_id":"rustic-oil","title":"Rustic Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eClose your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see and smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobac. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........Welcome to the Rustic Bastard\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509910139194,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/RusticOil_6a79df60-c9fd-4988-80da-a84f4c7b8a5d.jpg?v=1662261820"},{"product_id":"1912-oil","title":"1912 Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1912 Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh cedarwood floors, coffee, rich leather, and sweet tobacco. Think old-school general store, not generic cologne.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy try it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The 1912 won Best Scent Profile of the Year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Complete the routine with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1912-balm\"\u003e1912 Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1912-butter\"\u003e1912 Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 1912 Won Best Scent Profile Of The Year!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTravel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobac in the room. This one will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store. Just saying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509875667258,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/1912Oil_f809fe6d-362c-496c-9fb2-19f31f2b992f.jpg?v=1662264951"},{"product_id":"sweet-oil","title":"Sweet Citrus Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sweet Bastard Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. This is what the Sweet Bastard experience is all about. **Note** using this beard oil might be safer than trying to re create the above.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509911253306,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SweetOil_0d8b46a0-024b-4576-9761-e653b189bc4f.jpg?v=1662272721"},{"product_id":"woodsman-oil","title":"Woodsman Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWoodsman Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three cedars, sandalwood, spruce, earth, oak moss, and rain. Woodsy, earthy, rich, and fresh, like stepping into an old lumbermill.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/woodsman-balm\"\u003eWoodsman Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/woodsman-butter\"\u003eWoodsman Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woodsman Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI wanted to create something uniquely different...woodsy, earthy, rich, fresh...Definitely reminiscent of being outdoors in the woods or and old lumbermill. 3 different Cedars , Sandalwood, Spruce, Earth, Oak Moss, Rain, And a VERY RARE secret kicker ingredient!! One of the best woodsy profiles in the game.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509936943418,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/WoodsmanOil_9831d82e-a52d-4fa6-9448-47aae9745270.jpg?v=1662273239"},{"product_id":"luxurious-oil","title":"Luxurious Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Luxurious Bastard This my friends is currently my favorite creation in the Luxurious line.  The profile is pure and simple.....SEXY WOODS Deep...Sweet...Intoxicating. Not responsible for any babies being made while wearing this blend. I also added just a touch more Moroccan Argan \u0026amp; Castor oil to this blend. Enjoy...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509900276026,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/LuxuriousOil_491cb0f0-22ab-4879-965d-31d58004f496.jpg?v=1662274317"},{"product_id":"natural-oil","title":"Natural Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNatural Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unscented. No added fragrance, just the Natural Bastard beard-care routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweet almond, avocado, rice bran, hemp seed, jojoba, argan, and other oils with vitamin E help condition and soften your beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer it unscented?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/natural-balm\"\u003eNatural Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/natural-butter\"\u003eNatural Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Natural bastard (Unscented)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eElevate your grooming routine with the Natural Bastard Unscented Beard Oil, a premium blend designed to nourish and revitalize your beard with the finest luxury ingredients. This meticulously crafted formula combines Sweet Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice Bran oil, and Hemp Seed oil to provide deep hydration and promote a soft, manageable beard. Apricot oil and Castor oil work together to strengthen and fortify, while Sunflower Seed oil and Cold Pressed Grapeseed oil (Virgin Organic) deliver essential nutrients for a healthy, radiant shine. Jojoba oil and Argan oil enrich your beard with antioxidants and vitamins, ensuring a well-conditioned and impeccably groomed appearance. Vitamin E adds a touch of brilliance, protecting and enhancing your beard's natural luster. Perfect for those who prefer an unscented option, this beard oil leaves no fragrance, only pure, luxurious care.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509906403642,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/NaturalOil_15416f90-f18e-48c6-b1c9-6f2d2fe14a26.jpg?v=1662275409"},{"product_id":"legendary-oil","title":"Legendary Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Legendary Bastard Agarwood is a fragrant dark resinous wood used in incense, perfume, and small carvings. It is formed in the heartwood of Aquilaria trees when they become infected with a type of mold (Phialophora parasitica). Prior to infection, the heartwood is odorless, relatively light and pale colored however, as the infection progresses, the tree produces a dark aromatic resin, in response to the attack, which results in a very dense, dark, resin-embedded heartwood. The resin-embedded wood is valued in Arabic-middle eastern culture for its distinctive fragrance, and thus is used for incense and perfumes. Note-- Because of the extreme Price I use an OUD\/oil Blended mixture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/new-products\/products\/solid-cologne-75oz\" title=\"Solid Cologne\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust Added Legendary Solid Cologne\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44874052206906,"sku":"","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/LegendaryOil_58fccb11-83e5-42bb-82ec-4faa587301ac.jpg?v=1662276672"},{"product_id":"1886-oil","title":"1886 Beard Oil","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1886 Beard Oil\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry Cuban tobacco leaf and blossom, dry spices, tonka bean, vanilla, cacao, dried fruits, cedarwood, and sandalwood. A rich Havana-inspired blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove the scent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1886-balm\"\u003e1886 Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1886-butter\"\u003e1886 Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIntroducing the breathtaking 1886 Havana Blend—a masterful fusion of the finest essences evoking the rich tapestry of Cuban allure. Crafted with an artisanal touch, this exquisite blend captures the essence of a bygone era, transporting you to the sun-kissed shores of Havana with every spritz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAt its heart lies the soul-stirring essence of Dry Cuban tobac leaf, enveloped by the delicate whispers of tobac blossom, infusing the senses with an irresistible allure. A symphony of dry spices dances harmoniously with the warmth of tonka bean, while notes of fresh vanilla and decadent cacao lend a tantalizing sweetness to the composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance unfolds, hints of dried fruits impart a luscious richness, balanced by the timeless elegance of cedar wood and the creamy smoothness of sandalwood. Each element intertwines seamlessly, weaving a narrative of sophistication and refinement that lingers long after the first encounter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSo beloved is this signature blend that it has become a cornerstone of olfactory excellence—a testament to its enduring popularity and timeless appeal. And now, in homage to its unparalleled legacy, the 1886 Solid Cologne stands as a tribute to its remarkable lineage, ensuring that its captivating aroma is never far from reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIndulge in the allure of the 1886 Havana Blend—a fragrance that transcends time and captivates the senses with its unmatched elegance and sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509847388474,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/1886Oil_7d37be3b-b5b3-4cc0-b335-30d774d4e378.jpg?v=1662653813"},{"product_id":"poseidon-oil","title":"Poseidon Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoseidon \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm pretty sure if the Greek GOD Poseidon had an aroma this would be it!! 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Let the aromatic blend of jasmine and saffron transport you to a realm of opulence, where ambergris and cedar weave a tapestry of timeless elegance. Our Luxurious Bastard scent embodies brightness and sleekness, leaving a gentle caress of amber and floral whispers on both beard and skin. Enhance your grooming ritual with our Luxurious scented Oil, Butter, and Balm, and prepare to elevate your Luxurious experience with my 4.2oz Spray Cologne—an exquisite addition to your fragrance collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop notes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Saffron and Jasmine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amberwood, Ambergris, Musk, and Cardamom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fir Resin, Cedar, Dark Oak Wood, and Royal Oud\u003cbr\u003eThis enchanting combination offers a journey of sophistication and allure, leaving a captivating and unforgettable impression.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47725235306810,"sku":"","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/AlluringOil.jpg?v=1779132502"},{"product_id":"baccobay-oil","title":"Baccobay Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe BaccoBay Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGentlemen, are you looking for a sophisticated way to take your beard game to the next level? Look no further than The BaccoBay Bastard! With a fresh mix of bay leaf, fir needle, black sandalwood, cedarwood, hickory, bergamot, Cuban tobacco, OUD \u0026amp; dry accords, this manly scent is a must have for any bearded man. Get yours today and experience the difference! #BaccoBayBastard\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51300869144890,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/IMG_9927.jpg?v=1747261352"},{"product_id":"speakeasy-oil-limited","title":"Speakeasy Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSpeakeasy – A Fragrance That Whispers Sin and Smolders Power\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep behind the velvet curtain into a world where rules don’t apply, and temptation lingers in the smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeakeasy opens with the intoxicating pull of dark cherry soaked in mystery—ripe, sweet, and just a touch wicked. A flash of saffron ignites the senses, adding a spicy edge that teases what’s to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt its heart, smooth leather lounges in the shadows, wrapped in rich apricot and a whisper of osmanthus—fruity, floral, and decadent. Olive leaf drifts in like a green, bitter truth—unexpected, grounding, and undeniably unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut it’s the base where Speakeasy makes its mark. A slow-burning trail of smoky woods, deep cypriol, and fire-kissed resins leaves behind an aura of smoldering confidence. This is not your average smoke—it’s velvet-draped vice, aged in secret, worn by those who command attention without a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes Breakdown:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop: Dark Cherry, Saffron\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeart: Leather, Apricot, Osmanthus, Olive Leaf\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase: Smoked Woods, Cypriol, Warm Resins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51925478867258,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Speakeasy_Oil.jpg?v=1748803943"},{"product_id":"diamond-oil","title":"Diamond Hand Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Diamond Hand Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It's an honor to bring you this collaboration with Glauber Contessoto AKA The DogeCoin Millionaire!! His profile uses Tobacco, Vanilla, Dried Accords, Cedarwood, Sandalwood, Cacao, Dark Musk. This profile is strait up FIRE!!! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMake sure to watch his Official movie that just dropped. 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This meticulously crafted blend captures the essence of sophistication and masculinity, offering a sensory experience that resonates with the modern man's discerning taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndulge in the symphony of scents that defines the \"YSL\" experience. The invigorating notes of Violet Leaf intertwine seamlessly with the aromatic depth of Basil, creating a harmonious fusion that exudes confidence. Anise and Bergamot lend a citrusy vibrancy, while Pink Pepper adds a subtle touch of spice, setting the stage for an olfactory journey unlike any other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the heart lies the soulful combination of Vetiver and Nutmeg, a tribute to the gentleman's inner strength and worldly wisdom. The smoky undertones of Vetiver ground the composition, while Nutmeg's warm caress radiates an air of effortless elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatchouli, the final note, weaves a tapestry of sensuality and allure, leaving an indelible impression that is nothing short of captivating. This signature scent profile by YSL pays homage to the brand's unwavering commitment to excellence, embodying the very essence of modern sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYet, this is more than just an exquisite scent—it's a testament to my dedication to grooming perfection. Carefully curated natural ingredients blend together to create a fusion that not only leaves your facial hair irresistibly soft but also nourishes the skin beneath. Your beard becomes a reflection of your refined taste, a symbol of your distinctive personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy you Bastards!!!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51938739388730,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/YSLOil.jpg?v=1691781986"},{"product_id":"dark-seas-oil-limited","title":"Dark Seas Oil - Limited","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDark Sea Limited Edition Run \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnleash the power of the Viking spirit with our exceptional \"Dark Sea\" profile. 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The infusion of sea salt air revitalizes your senses, transporting you to the heart of Viking conquests and adventures.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCannabis Adds Depth: Unearth a hidden dimension in your grooming ritual as cannabis notes add depth and character. This unique ingredient brings a sense of boldness and authenticity to your beard, embodying the fearless spirit of Viking explorers.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePatchouli Adds Complexity: Discover the intricate layers of complexity that patchouli brings to \"Dark Sea.\" This earthy element harmonizes with the other scents, forging a powerful, balanced blend that stands as a testament to your refined tastes.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinishing Notes of Musk and Sweetness: As the fragrance settles, let the warm embrace of musk and the gentle caress of a lovely sweet note linger on your beard. These final touches evoke the tender side of the Viking soul, balancing the ruggedness with an irresistible charm.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEmbrace the heritage of the Vikings, channel their fierce determination, and bask in the enigmatic allure of the \"Dark Sea.\" Elevate your beard game and conquer the world with the captivating aroma of adventure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51938778906938,"sku":null,"price":11.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/DarkSeaOil.jpg?v=1696625299"},{"product_id":"harvest-bastard-beard-oil-limited","title":"Harvest Bastard Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHARVEST BASTARD BEARD OIL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/harvest-bastard-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Harvest Bastard Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/harvest-bastard-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Harvest Bastard Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Harvest Bastard is back.\u003c\/strong\u003e This bright, crisp beard oil captures the turn from summer to winter with a smooth blend of succulent fig, rich caramel, coffee, cinnamon, and an earthy spice finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSucculent fig\u003cbr\u003eLuscious caramel\u003cbr\u003eRoasted coffee\u003cbr\u003eWarm cinnamon\u003cbr\u003eEarthy spice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWork a few drops through your beard to condition the hair and skin while leaving behind a warm, captivating scent that feels made for cool mornings and changing seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52172579668282,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/HarvestOil.jpg?v=1662153866"},{"product_id":"craftsman-beard-oil-limited","title":"Craftsman Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"170\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CRAFTSMAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"170\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"102\"\u003eAged Leather • Madagascar Vanilla • Cuban Tobacco • Kentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eThe Craftsman was built the same way I build everything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eBy hand. 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Ready to claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThese aren’t your everyday beard care bundles. They’re extra sets of custom creations made for individual customers and your chance to snag something outside our regular lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI usually make two matching sets: one for the customer who ordered it, and one for another bastard to claim. That second set lands right here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eExplore handcrafted beard oil, balm, and butter combos featuring customer-inspired scents. No designing or placing a custom order required—the creative work is done. You just choose your favorite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWatch the video to see what’s inside each combo, then be ready when the collection goes live. Everything first comes, first served, with extremely limited quantities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomeone else dreamed it up. You get a shot at taking it home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/oW4-I8sDOXU?si=su0TNfV8MPu_qoBx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Freija Oil","offer_id":53964838076730,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ashwood Oil","offer_id":53964838273338,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combat Oil","offer_id":53964838338874,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BMB Oil","offer_id":53964838437178,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Kingsman Oil","offer_id":53964838535482,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holy Ranger Mustache Wax","offer_id":54046460543290,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rugged Oil Butter","offer_id":54046460772666,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Star Oil Balm Butter","offer_id":54046460805434,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brutus oil Butter","offer_id":54046460838202,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Castaway Oil Balm","offer_id":54125713391930,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ladies Man Oil Butter beard body Wash","offer_id":67633962254650,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Custom_profile_Lab_Luxurious_Bastard_beard_Co_2.png?v=1786558320"},{"product_id":"islander-beard-oil-limited","title":"Islander Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISLANDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/islander-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/islander-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/islander-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Pineapple\u003cbr\u003eBlack Pepper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBright tropical punch on the first hit. But it's not soft. The pineapple comes in raw and alive, then black pepper cuts through it like a warning shot. This is paradise with a backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoconut\u003cbr\u003eToasted Marshmallow\u003cbr\u003eBamboo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis is where it turns dangerous in a different way. Coconut smooths it out, warm and sun-soaked. Toasted marshmallow brings that slow burn sweetness, like firelight after a long day. Bamboo keeps it clean, green, and controlled. Nothing sloppy. Nothing weak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhite Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eClean. Masculine. Locked in. The kind of finish that stays on skin and in memory long after you've walked out of the room. Fresh pineapple. Black pepper. Coconut. Toasted marshmallow. White musk. Bamboo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eISLANDER.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53597433299258,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/IslanderOil.jpg?v=1781307385"},{"product_id":"patriot-beard-oil-limited","title":"Patriot Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePATRIOT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/patriot-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/patriot-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/patriot-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Forests. American Spirit. Unshakable Character.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePATRIOT\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the man who believes in hard work, freedom, family, and the country that made him. It's the feeling of sunrise over the pines, the crisp mountain air filling your lungs, and the quiet confidence that comes from knowing exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with towering evergreen forests and vibrant sparkling citrus. Fresh pine, Italian lemon, blue spruce, eucalyptus, and juniper berries create a clean, invigorating burst that feels like stepping into the wilderness just after dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent develops, clove leaf begins to emerge, adding a rugged warmth that balances the fresh forest notes with just the right amount of spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRich fir balsam settles into smooth brown sugar and soft musk, creating a masculine finish that's clean, bold, and unforgettable. Like a well-worn leather jacket around a campfire beneath a sky full of stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNo shortcuts. No compromises. Just grit, character, and craftsmanship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Pine\u003cbr\u003eSparkling Citrus\u003cbr\u003eItalian Lemon\u003cbr\u003eBlue Spruce\u003cbr\u003eEucalyptus\u003cbr\u003eJuniper Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eClove Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFir Balsam\u003cbr\u003eBrown Sugar\u003cbr\u003eLight Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53681199481146,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/PatriotBeardOil.jpg?v=1783123096"},{"product_id":"american-beard-oil-limited","title":"American Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the man who believes in grit over comfort, action over excuses, and living life on his own terms. Bold, unapologetic, and unmistakably masculine, this fragrance captures the spirit of America in every drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with the rich aroma of freshly roasted coffee, immediately followed by the smoky intensity of charred wood and the unmistakable spark of gunpowder. Powerful. Rugged. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent unfolds, smooth Kentucky bourbon and rich Cuban tobacco take center stage, creating a warm, confident heart that feels like an evening around a fire after a hard day's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSupple leather, warm Madagascar vanilla, and the subtle metallic edge of cold cash settle into the beard, leaving behind a scent that is bold, refined, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is more than a fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA tribute to hard work, freedom, and the relentless pursuit of building something worth leaving behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNo apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNo compromise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJust pure American grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCharred Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCuban Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMadagascar Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSupple Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCold Cash Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmoke. Steel. Freedom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53681271046458,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/AmericanBeardOil.jpg?v=1783122719"},{"product_id":"october-beard-oil-limited","title":"October Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. October Bastard captures the soul of the season with a rich blend of spiced pumpkin, aromatic clove, and sweet indulgence, balanced by deep woods and a dark, sophisticated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a basic pumpkin scent. This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA warm opening of freshly carved pumpkin and classic fall spices that instantly brings back memories of cool nights, bonfires, and October traditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA smooth heart of creamy sweetness that adds depth and warmth, creating a perfectly balanced blend between cozy comfort and masculine sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA rich foundation of earthy woods, smoky amber, and exotic OUD that transforms this seasonal favorite into a bold, lingering fragrance with a dark and luxurious finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785171132730,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"orangewood-beard-oil-limited-sunday","title":"Orangewood Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eORANGEWOOD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE OUTDOORS WITH HIM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e captures the perfect balance between fresh citrus energy and rugged woodland character. Inspired by the feeling of stepping into a sunlit forest, where crisp air meets towering trees and the morning begins with endless possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with a vibrant burst of fresh orange, bright bergamot, and crisp pine needles. Clean, refreshing, and invigorating, these notes create the feeling of fresh-cut timber, open skies, and a walk deep into the wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent evolves, Virginian cedar, warm cardamom, and rich red berries emerge, creating a refined blend of earthy woods, subtle spice, and a touch of sweetness. Smooth yet rugged, this combination brings depth and character without overpowering the senses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky vetiver and warm musk settle into the beard, creating a grounded finish that is confident, masculine, and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh. Woodsy. Timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Orange\u003cbr\u003ePine Needles\u003cbr\u003eBergamot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVirginian Cedar\u003cbr\u003eCardamom\u003cbr\u003eRed Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVetiver\u003cbr\u003eMusk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Cedar. Forest Air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who carries the wild with him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827479404858,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/oRANGEWOODoIL_050c5f54-22d0-44e2-baaa-f01db33f32d6.jpg?v=1785533050"},{"product_id":"red-beard-oil-limited","title":"RED Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold expression of confidence, intensity, and undeniable presence. Crafted for the man who leads from the front, this profile blends vibrant citrus, refined spice, rich woods, and warm sensual notes into a fragrance that refuses to be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe scent opens with an explosive burst of red grapefruit, tart cranberry, and bright Italian lemon. Fresh, energetic, and sharp, this opening creates an unforgettable first impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance develops, red sage, luxurious red saffron, and smooth lavender bring depth and sophistication. A perfect balance of spice and refinement, creating a scent that is powerful without being overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed wood, hot amber, and rich coffee beans create a warm, masculine finish that lingers with confidence and character. Smooth, bold, and unforgettable, this is a fragrance built for the man who knows exactly who he is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Grapefruit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTart Cranberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eItalian Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Sage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Saffron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLavender\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHot Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee Beans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Spice. Fire.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who doesn't chase attention. He commands it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53879280009530,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/RedBeardOil.jpg?v=1786135933"},{"product_id":"blatant-beard-oil-limited","title":"Blatant Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEACH. VANILLA. ZERO SUBTLETY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/strong\u003e walks in, kicks the door open, and smells too damn good to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOriginally created years ago for a bearded YouTuber who wanted one thing above all else: \u003cstrong\u003epeach and vanilla done right.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot candy peach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot syrupy peach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh, ripe peach so realistic you can practically smell the fuzz on the skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat juicy peach note is wrapped in \u003cstrong\u003ethree different types of vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e, creating a smooth, creamy depth that feels rich without getting heavy. Soft musk settles underneath everything, giving the profile a clean, masculine finish that keeps the sweetness grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is simple on paper and ridiculous in the beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJuicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCreamy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUnmistakable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/strong\u003e is one of those profiles that makes people stop and ask what you're wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Ripe Peach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Triple Vanilla Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEACH. VANILLA. MUSK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSubtle was never the point.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53942484500794,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Blatant_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1787512749"},{"product_id":"forbidden-beard-oil-limited","title":"Forbidden Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFORBIDDEN\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAvailable: Beard Oil — \u003ca href=\"\/products\/forbidden-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e — \u003ca href=\"\/products\/forbidden-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForbidden\u003c\/strong\u003e opens with a sharp, mouthwatering collision of \u003cstrong\u003eKey Lime, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Cranberry, Red Currant, and Plum\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bright citrus cuts through dark, juicy fruit, creating a tart sweetness that immediately pulls you in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen the profile turns wicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla, Burnt Sugar, Vanilla Bourbon, and Cotton Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e begin to melt together through the heart. Think caramelized sugar, warm vanilla, and a touch of boozy sweetness without becoming some sugary candy bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUnderneath it all sits \u003cstrong\u003eCharred Oak, Amber, and Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Dark. Warm. Slightly smoky. The charred wood cuts through the sweetness and gives Forbidden the depth and masculine backbone that brings the entire profile together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is one of those scents that's hard to put into a single category.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet. Tart. Boozy. Smoky. Fruity. Warm.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt changes as you wear it. Bright fruit gives way to burnt sugar and bourbon vanilla before settling into warm amber, musk, and charred oak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou know you probably shouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat's why it's called Forbidden.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKey Lime • Ruby Red Grapefruit • Cranberry • Red Currant • Plum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVanilla • Burnt Sugar • Vanilla Bourbon • Cotton Candy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCharred Oak • Amber • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53968732913978,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Forbidden_Beard_Oil.png?v=1787959396"},{"product_id":"chosen-beard-oil-limited","title":"Chosen Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome profiles smell good. Some feel like they have a story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Chosen Bastard is one of those profiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBuilt around some of the oldest and most legendary aromatics in history, \u003cstrong\u003eFrankincense and Myrrh\u003c\/strong\u003e open with a deep, resinous warmth that immediately feels ancient, earthy, and almost ceremonial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen \u003cstrong\u003eBirchwood and Oud, also known as Agarwood\u003c\/strong\u003e, bring in dark woods, subtle smoke, and a rich masculine depth. \u003cstrong\u003eAmber and Sweet Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e smooth everything out, leaving behind a warm, inviting finish that sits close, develops beautifully, and smells downright distinguished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't bright. It isn't sugary. It isn't trying to smell like everything else on your shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's warm. Resinous. Earthy. Woody. Grounding.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eImagine ancient timber, smoldering incense, worn leather, glowing amber, and curls of fragrant smoke drifting through an old stone sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFrankincense. Myrrh. Oud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eScents with histories stretching back thousands of years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWere they worn by saints? Kings? Maybe even our Lord and Savior?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI'm not making that claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBut if heaven had a beard oil...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm just saying.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrankincense • Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBirchwood • Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOud \/ Agarwood • Sweet Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted in small batches by Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot made for everyone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for the Chosen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54048056443194,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Chosen_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789264745"},{"product_id":"heroic-beard-oil-limited","title":"Heroic Beard Oil - Special Limited Edition","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHEROIC SUNDAY 12NOON\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Tribute to Those Who Answered the Call\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Balm\"\u003eHeroic Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Butter\"\u003eHeroic Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeroic\u003c\/strong\u003e was created in collaboration with the \u003cstrong\u003eVETT Project\u003c\/strong\u003e as a tribute to the men and women who served, sacrificed, and stood watch for the rest of us. A portion of the proceeds from this special collaboration will go toward supporting veterans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lUggRETmjao?si=Esv-FWtC2z4jp-8A\" title=\"Watch VETT's Video Here\"\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens softly with \u003cstrong\u003ebergamot, clove, and cracked black pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, followed by deep \u003cstrong\u003eamber, labdanum, olibanum, cedarwood, vetiver, and musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rugged woods, warm resin, subtle spice, and incense give it backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eButtermilk, burnt sugar, caramel, and creamy vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e bring powerful warmth and comfort beneath all that strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause heroism isn't only about standing in the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's also about making it home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBold. Rugged. Warm. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEROIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWANT TO SUPPORT THE MISSION DIRECTLY?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou don't have to buy a product to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonate directly to HEROES Alliance and I'll give you 1 Golden Ticket into our monthly giveaway for every $10 donated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 = 1 Golden Ticket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 = 2 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$50 = 5 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$100 = 10 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DONATE DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT VETERANS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/app.endaoment.org\/heroes?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDonate to HEROES Alliance\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy Heroic. Donate directly. Share the mission.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis one is bigger than beard oil. This one is HEROIC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStrength in the bottle. Honor in the heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54076580397370,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Heroic_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789762182"},{"product_id":"live-stream-oil-9-16-26-limited-drop","title":"Live Stream Oil 9-16-26 (Limited Drop)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations, my beautiful bastards.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf you’re holding this bottle, it means you were there. You showed up, supported the live stream, and became part of something special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI love being able to give back to this community by creating exclusive releases that you can’t find anywhere else. These are made for the ones who show up, support the brand, and ride with your favorite bearded CEO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited Edition Live Stream Exclusive Beard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Masterpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Fresh Powerful 9-16-26\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block text-utility-bold text-t-foreground\"\u003eTop Notes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center gap-xs text-utility-regular text-t-foreground-secondary text-right max-w-[60%]\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"space-y-1.5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eStrawberry \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003ePeach \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eBergamot \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eApple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block text-utility-bold text-t-foreground\"\u003eMiddle Notes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center gap-xs text-utility-regular text-t-foreground-secondary text-right max-w-[60%]\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"space-y-1.5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eRaspberry \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eFloral \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eViolet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eRose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block text-utility-bold text-t-foreground\"\u003eBase Notes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center gap-xs text-utility-regular text-t-foreground-secondary text-right max-w-[60%]\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"space-y-1.5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eHeliotrope \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003ePraline \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eMusk \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"block\"\u003eCoconut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA rare collector’s release created exclusively for the bastards who were there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce this batch is gone, it’s gone forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54076597141818,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/LiveStreamOilBeardOil.jpg?v=1784154384"},{"product_id":"honeymooner-beard-oil-limited","title":"Honeymooner Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTWO PEOPLE. TWO SIDES. ONE PROFILE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS isn't just another scent profile. It's personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWith our wedding coming up Saturday, September 26, Jessy and I wanted to create something together to celebrate it. I brought my ingredients to the table. She brought hers. Then we started blending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomewhere between his and hers, HONEYMOONERS was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with red currant, jeweled berries, juicy bergamot pulp, and burnt sugar. Bright, slightly sweet, and immediately addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe heart brings the two sides together. Dark Black Dahlia and rich petrified plum meet Mandarin blossom, creating a smooth balance of masculine depth and feminine elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen velvet vanilla, warm amber, and clean white musk settle everything down into a sensual finish that feels warm, intimate, and damn good up close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNeither one of us created this profile alone. We created it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHis edge. Her touch. One scent built to celebrate the beginning of our next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Currant, Jeweled Berries, Bergamot Pulp, Burnt Sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black Dahlia, Petrified Plum, Mandarin Blossom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvet Vanilla, Warm Amber, White Musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBERRIES. DARK FLORALS. VANILLA. AMBER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS. Two people. Two worlds. One hell of a blend.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54116700062010,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/honney_moon_oil.png?v=1790227197"},{"product_id":"toasted-beard-oil-limited","title":"Toasted Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE TOASTED BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in Beard Oil, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSWEET. SMOKY. DAMN NEAR ADDICTIVE.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThere’s something about the smell of a marshmallow slowly roasting over an open flame that takes you somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE TOASTED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that moment and turns it into a rich, warm fragrance built for the beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with juicy melon and red berries, adding a fresh hit of sweetness before the real star begins to emerge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAt the heart is perfectly toasted marshmallow. Warm, creamy, slightly caramelized, with just enough smokiness to bring back memories of late nights around the fire when nobody was checking the damn clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs it settles, vanilla butter, sugared vanilla, and rich tonka bean melt together into a smooth, masculine finish that's sweet without becoming childish and warm without becoming heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result smells like \u003cstrong\u003egolden marshmallows, glowing embers, melted vanilla, and cool night air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComforting enough to feel familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDifferent enough to make somebody lean in for another smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Melon, Red Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toasted Marshmallow\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla Butter, Sugared Vanilla, Tonka Beans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOASTED. 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Pair your oil with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTHE BERSERKER BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWarm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerserker returns with a rich, layered fragrance that balances a bold opening with a softer heart and a dark, grounded finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm spice makes the first impression. As it unfolds, Ylang Ylang and Jasmine introduce a floral richness, joined by the softer character of Freesia and Orris. These notes bring balance to the fragrance, rounding out its edges without taking away its depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen comes the darker side. Smooth Dark Vanilla meets aged Leather and Oud Wood, bringing sweetness, texture, and woody character together. Ambergris and Musk deepen the base, while earthy Oak Moss grounds the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe result is a warm, spicy, floral, and leathery profile with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout. There’s softness here, but nothing timid about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little civilized. Not entirely tame.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eScent profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLayer\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFragrance notes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat to expect\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarm Spice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA bold, warming introduction that establishes the fragrance’s spicy character.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYlang Ylang, Jasmine, Freesia, Orris\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA rounded floral heart that softens the opening and brings balance to the darker notes.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Vanilla, Aged Leather, Oud Wood, Ambergris, Musk, Oak Moss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA deep finish of smooth vanilla, leather, woods, musk, and earthy moss.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent at a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm • Spicy • Floral • Leathery • Woody\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe contrast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral softness and vanilla sweetness against aged leather, oud, and earthy moss.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67623807418682,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/BerserkerOil.jpg?v=1762194077"},{"product_id":"black-flag-beard-oil-limited","title":"Black Flag Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBlack Flag Beard Oil\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited release. Bright citrus. Cool mint. Warm spice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange, Mandarin and Grapefruit meet eucalyptus, mint and pine, with cinnamon, clove and subtle cumin adding warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Black Flag routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your oil with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBlack Flag Bastard Beard Oil | Small Batch\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour daily routine. With a little rebellion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack Flag Beard Oil brings together bright citrus, cool eucalyptus and mint, fresh pine, and a warm combination of cinnamon, clove, and cumin. An Exclusive worth bringing back, now ready for another place in your rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat started as an Exclusive earned its way into the lineup. Now Black Flag returns in beard oil, beard balm, and beard butter, bringing its distinctive mix of citrus, fresh botanicals, and aromatic spice back into rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange and Mandarin bring a bright, lively sweetness, while Grapefruit adds another burst of citrus. Eucalyptus and Mint Leaf introduce a cool freshness that contrasts with the warmer side of the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCinnamon Bark, Clove Leaf, and Clove Bud deliver rich, aromatic spice. Pine brings a fresh forest character, while subtle Cumin undertones add another layer beneath the brighter notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s that contrast that defines Black Flag: citrus against spice, cooling freshness against warmth, and a green forest edge running through it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA fresh scent with a warm temper.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCITRUS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet Orange • Mandarin • Grapefruit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFRESH \u0026amp; GREEN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEucalyptus • Mint Leaf • Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARM SPICE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCinnamon Bark • Clove Leaf • Clove Bud • Cumin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade in the USA. Small batches. No shortcuts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67624114028858,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BlackFlagOil.jpg?v=1691187278"},{"product_id":"hogwarts-beard-oil-limited","title":"Hogwarts Beard Oil - Limited (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOGWARTS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries \u0026amp; Mountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComplete your Hogwarts routine with matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-bodywash-8oz\"\u003eHogwarts Beard \u0026amp; Body Wash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome scents are discovered. Others feel like magic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep beyond the ordinary and into a world where ancient forests whisper, cold mountain winds sweep through towering stone corridors, and something mysterious lingers in the shadows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHogwarts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a captivating blend of crisp dried apple, frozen berries, and bright lemon, opening with a refreshing burst of fruit kissed by the cold. As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little mystery. A little darkness. A whole lot of luxurious bastard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're wandering through the woods, enjoying a cold evening, or simply looking to add a little magic to your daily beard routine, Hogwarts delivers a distinctive fragrance worthy of its own legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in small batches. Made for the bearded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — The Enchanted Opening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrozen Berries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Forbidden Forest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBalsam Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Darkest Magic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fruity • Woody • Aromatic • Musky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, mysterious, woodsy, subtly sweet, and masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anyone who loves atmospheric woodland fragrances with dark fruit, evergreen freshness, and warm, musky depth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No wand required. 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It's warm, slightly sweet, and unapologetically rugged — like a pirate who traded his treasure map for a damn good bottle of whiskey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep in the heart of this fragrance, aged oak and fresh cedarwood provide a sturdy foundation, while precious oud agarwood adds a dark, resinous, woody richness that gives Black Beard Bastard its unmistakable character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe result? A sophisticated collision of tropical warmth, barrel-aged spirits, rugged woods, and mysterious darkness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot your typical tropical fragrance. Not your average bay rum. And definitely not for landlubbers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're commanding the ship, chasing the horizon, or simply refusing to follow anyone else's rules, Black Beard Bastard is your invitation to embrace the darker side of luxury.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFour years of raising hell. One legendary fragrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArrrrr, you luxurious bastard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — Raise the Black Flag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKumquat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpiced Bay Rum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA bright burst of tangy citrus collides with warm, aromatic bay rum spices, creating an adventurous opening that's lively, bold, and unmistakably masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Captain's Quarters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Coconut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Cannabis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich tropical coconut meets the smooth, boozy warmth of Kentucky bourbon, while earthy, herbal cannabis notes add an intriguing rugged edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Treasure Below Deck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAged Oak\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh Cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOud Agarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep, weathered oak and aromatic cedarwood anchor the fragrance, while oud adds a luxurious, dark woody finish with subtle resinous complexity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Woody • Boozy • Spicy • Tropical\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dark, warm, rugged, subtly sweet, earthy, and sophisticated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Men who appreciate rich bay rum fragrances, barrel-aged bourbon, exotic woods, and a tropical scent with a darker, more masculine personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Some men follow the rules. Others raise the black flag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in Small Batches | Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663196750138,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BlackBeardBeardOil.jpg?v=1791572066"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/collections\/Beard_Oils.jpg?v=1789871482","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/collections\/beard-oil.oembed?page=2","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}