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Let the aromatic blend of jasmine and saffron transport you to a realm of opulence, where ambergris and cedar weave a tapestry of timeless elegance. Our Luxurious Bastard scent embodies brightness and sleekness, leaving a gentle caress of amber and floral whispers on both beard and skin. Enhance your grooming ritual with our Luxurious scented Oil, Butter, and Balm, and prepare to elevate your Luxurious experience with my 4.2oz Spray Cologne—an exquisite addition to your fragrance collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop notes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Saffron and Jasmine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amberwood, Ambergris, Musk, and Cardamom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fir Resin, Cedar, Dark Oak Wood, and Royal Oud\u003cbr\u003eThis enchanting combination offers a journey of sophistication and allure, leaving a captivating and unforgettable impression.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50318218395962,"sku":"","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/AlluringWax.jpg?v=1733264232"},{"product_id":"the-bootleg-bastard","title":"The Bootleg Bastard","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBOOTLEG – For the Outlaws\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBrewed in the shadows of rebellion, Bootleg is a renegade blend of grit and refinement. Crack open the lid and you’re hit with a rush of Kentucky bourbon and blueberry blue, like the backroom of a speakeasy behind a butcher shop. Spruce Cuban and smoldering tobacco roll in next—bold, woodsy, and unapologetic. A smooth vanilla-Tonka swirl follows with old-world charm before diving into charcoal, thyme, and black OUD—dark, earthy, and primal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ain’t for the soft-handed. It’s for the midnight deal-makers, dusty trail riders, and men who carry stories in their scars. It hydrates. It commands. 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American Spirit. Unshakable Character.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePATRIOT\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the man who believes in hard work, freedom, family, and the country that made him. It's the feeling of sunrise over the pines, the crisp mountain air filling your lungs, and the quiet confidence that comes from knowing exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fragrance opens with towering evergreen forests and vibrant sparkling citrus. Fresh pine, Italian lemon, blue spruce, eucalyptus, and juniper berries create a clean, invigorating burst that feels like stepping into the wilderness just after dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the scent develops, clove leaf begins to emerge, adding a rugged warmth that balances the fresh forest notes with just the right amount of spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich fir balsam settles into smooth brown sugar and soft musk, creating a masculine finish that's clean, bold, and unforgettable. Like a well-worn leather jacket around a campfire beneath a sky full of stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you wear \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ePATRIOT\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the unmistakable scent of freedom, strength, and the great American outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo shortcuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust grit, character, and craftsmanship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSparkling Citrus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eItalian Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlue Spruce\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEucalyptus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJuniper Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClove Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFir Balsam\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrown Sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53681225007418,"sku":null,"price":14.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/PatriotBeardButter.jpg?v=1783123060"},{"product_id":"american-beard-butter-limited","title":"American Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the man who believes in grit over comfort, action over excuses, and living life on his own terms. Bold, unapologetic, and unmistakably masculine, this fragrance captures the spirit of America in every drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with the rich aroma of freshly roasted coffee, immediately followed by the smoky intensity of charred wood and the unmistakable spark of gunpowder. Powerful. Rugged. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent unfolds, smooth Kentucky bourbon and rich Cuban tobacco take center stage, creating a warm, confident heart that feels like an evening around a fire after a hard day's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSupple leather, warm Madagascar vanilla, and the subtle metallic edge of cold cash settle into the beard, leaving behind a scent that is bold, refined, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eAMERICAN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is more than a fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA tribute to hard work, freedom, and the relentless pursuit of building something worth leaving behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNo apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNo compromise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJust pure American grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCharred Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCuban Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMadagascar Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSupple Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCold Cash Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmoke. Steel. Freedom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53681282646330,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/AmericanbeardButter.jpg?v=1783122801"},{"product_id":"bad-ass-beard-balm-limited","title":"Bad Ass Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBADASS BASTARD Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the man who lives by his own code. Strong handshake. Steady mind. Unshakable confidence. \u003cstrong\u003eLeather. Bourbon. Smoke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with rich aged leather, smooth Kentucky bourbon, and dry red tobacco before weathered oak, fresh birch, and a subtle spark of gunpowder take over. The finish is where legends are made. Dark OUD and deep musk settle into the beard with bold, smoky character that lasts all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a fragrance that begs for attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt earns respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a bold, masculine scent that's rugged, refined, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAged Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDry Red Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWeathered Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718411182394,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BadAssBeardBalm.jpg?v=1783801479"},{"product_id":"bad-ass-beard-butter-limited","title":"Bad Ass Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBADASS BASTARD Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bad-ass-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the man who lives by his own code. Strong handshake. Steady mind. Unshakable confidence. \u003cstrong\u003eLeather. Bourbon. Smoke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with rich aged leather, smooth Kentucky bourbon, and dry red tobacco before weathered oak, fresh birch, and a subtle spark of gunpowder take over. The finish is where legends are made. Dark OUD and deep musk settle into the beard with bold, smoky character that lasts all day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a fragrance that begs for attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt earns respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you choose the \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eBADASS BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a bold, masculine scent that's rugged, refined, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAged Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDry Red Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWeathered Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGunpowder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718412296506,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BadAssBeardButter.jpg?v=1783801500"},{"product_id":"1776-beard-balm-limited","title":"1776 Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1776 Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Air. 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Bright green apple and fresh orange blossom add a clean burst of energy, while fresh birch and aromatic sage create the unmistakable scent of an early morning deep in the American wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the profile develops, soft violet and earthy moss emerge, bringing depth and refinement without sacrificing its rugged character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD intertwines with weathered woodsmoke, warm amber, and bright musk to create a rich, lasting finish that feels like a campfire beneath a sky full of stars after a hard day's work. Bold enough to command attention. Refined enough to wear every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Mountain Air\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGreen Apple\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOrange Blossom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eViolet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEarthy Moss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWoodsmoke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWarm Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBright Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718414590266,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/1776BeardBalm_7342e914-9be3-4512-a82d-ad40c30d681c.jpg?v=1783801655"},{"product_id":"1776-beard-butter-limited","title":"1776 Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1776 Limited Drop\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1776-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Air. 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Bright green apple and fresh orange blossom add a clean burst of energy, while fresh birch and aromatic sage create the unmistakable scent of an early morning deep in the American wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the profile develops, soft violet and earthy moss emerge, bringing depth and refinement without sacrificing its rugged character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD intertwines with weathered woodsmoke, warm amber, and bright musk to create a rich, lasting finish that feels like a campfire beneath a sky full of stars after a hard day's work. Bold enough to command attention. Refined enough to wear every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Mountain Air\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGreen Apple\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOrange Blossom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Birch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eViolet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEarthy Moss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoked OUD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWoodsmoke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWarm Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBright Musk\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53718418882874,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/1776BeardButter.jpg?v=1783801677"},{"product_id":"october-beard-butter-limited","title":"October Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. October Bastard captures the soul of the season with a rich blend of spiced pumpkin, aromatic clove, and sweet indulgence, balanced by deep woods and a dark, sophisticated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a basic pumpkin scent. This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785183027514,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Butter.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"romeo-beard-balm-limited-sunday","title":"Romeo Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eROMEO\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/romeo-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold expression of confidence, charm, and timeless sophistication. Inspired by the man who walks into a room and commands attention without saying a word, this fragrance blends classic elegance with rugged masculinity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe opening delivers a refined burst of fresh fig, bright citrus, bergamot, crisp apple, and rich cassis. Smooth, vibrant, and inviting, it creates an immediate first impression that is impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance evolves, cedarwood, aromatic herbs, clove, and tobacco leaves bring depth and character, while lavender, jasmine, and lily add a touch of refined elegance. This is where confidence meets sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky accords, smooth sandalwood, aged leather, black amber, patchouli, oakmoss, and musk create a deep, masculine finish that lingers with warmth and authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't about chasing attention. It's about earning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth. Refined. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFig Citrus Bergamot Apple Cassis\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCedarwood Herbal Notes Clove Tobacco Leaves Lavender Jasmine Lily\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoke Sandalwood Leather Black Amber Patchouli Oakmoss Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Fruit. Dark Woods. Timeless Confidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROMEO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who doesn't chase the spotlight. He becomes it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827289055546,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/RomeoBeardBalm.jpg?v=1785536464"},{"product_id":"orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday","title":"Orangewood Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eORANGEWOOD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE OUTDOORS WITH HIM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e captures the perfect balance between fresh citrus energy and rugged woodland character. Inspired by the feeling of stepping into a sunlit forest, where crisp air meets towering trees and the morning begins with endless possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with a vibrant burst of fresh orange, bright bergamot, and crisp pine needles. Clean, refreshing, and invigorating, these notes create the feeling of fresh-cut timber, open skies, and a walk deep into the wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent evolves, Virginian cedar, warm cardamom, and rich red berries emerge, creating a refined blend of earthy woods, subtle spice, and a touch of sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky vetiver and warm musk settle into the beard, creating a grounded finish that is confident, masculine, and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh. Woodsy. Timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Orange\u003cbr\u003ePine Needles\u003cbr\u003eBergamot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVirginian Cedar\u003cbr\u003eCardamom\u003cbr\u003eRed Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVetiver\u003cbr\u003eMusk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Cedar. Forest Air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who carries the wild with him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827481174330,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Orangewoodbalm_56a90141-27cb-41e6-bd67-3c4b45aa6d7d.jpg?v=1785533104"},{"product_id":"orangewood-beard-butter-limited-sunday","title":"Orangewood Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eORANGEWOOD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE OUTDOORS WITH HIM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-oil-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-balm-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/orangewood-beard-butter-limited-sunday\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e captures the perfect balance between fresh citrus energy and rugged woodland character. Inspired by the feeling of stepping into a sunlit forest, where crisp air meets towering trees and the morning begins with endless possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe fragrance opens with a vibrant burst of fresh orange, bright bergamot, and crisp pine needles. Clean, refreshing, and invigorating, these notes create the feeling of fresh-cut timber, open skies, and a walk deep into the wilderness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the scent evolves, Virginian cedar, warm cardamom, and rich red berries emerge, creating a refined blend of earthy woods, subtle spice, and a touch of sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmoky vetiver and warm musk settle into the beard, creating a grounded finish that is confident, masculine, and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh. Woodsy. Timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh Orange\u003cbr\u003ePine Needles\u003cbr\u003eBergamot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVirginian Cedar\u003cbr\u003eCardamom\u003cbr\u003eRed Berries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVetiver\u003cbr\u003eMusk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Cedar. Forest Air.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORANGE WOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who carries the wild with him.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827481567546,"sku":null,"price":18.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Orangewoodbutter_11776270-e6a8-49a2-b474-5a77e6615c8c.jpg?v=1785533165"},{"product_id":"juliet-parfum-by-luxe-femme","title":"Juliet Parfum by Luxe Femme","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJULIET — by Luxe Femme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtrait de Parfum\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe was never waiting for love… she was destined for it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome fragrances tell a story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJuliet\u003c\/strong\u003e captures a moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stolen glance.\u003cbr\u003eA racing heartbeat.\u003cbr\u003eA love that feels timeless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by romance, passion, and the beauty of surrendering to something unforgettable, Juliet is a fragrance for the woman who still believes in magic — not because she is naïve, but because she knows she is worthy of something extraordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA playful opening of vibrant fruits leads into a blooming floral heart, while a warm, seductive base leaves behind a signature that feels soft, feminine, and impossible to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fragrance Experience\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes — The First Kiss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed Apple • Litchi • Black Currant • Pink Grapefruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sparkling burst of irresistible sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrisp red apple brings a fresh, youthful energy while exotic litchi and black currant add a juicy, luxurious twist. Pink grapefruit brightens the opening with a touch of effortless elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA first impression that feels exciting, playful, and full of possibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeart Notes — The Bloom of Love\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWild Berries • Raspberry Bloom • Jasmine • Rose\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA romantic garden in full bloom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA delicate blend of berries intertwines with timeless florals, creating a heart that is feminine, passionate, and captivating. Jasmine adds a touch of mystery while rose brings the classic symbol of devotion and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where Juliet reveals her soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes — The Forever After\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSugar • Musk • Vanilla • Amber\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm. Addictive. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft veil of sweetness melts into comforting vanilla, sensual musk, and glowing amber. The finish is intimate and elegant — the kind of scent that lingers long after she leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woman Who Wears Juliet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe loves deeply.\u003cbr\u003eShe dreams boldly.\u003cbr\u003eShe knows romance is not a weakness — it is a superpower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe is feminine without apology.\u003cbr\u003eSoft without surrender.\u003cbr\u003ePowerful enough to choose love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJuliet is the scent of passion, possibility, and a love story still being written.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53827576627514,"sku":null,"price":78.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Julietparfum.jpg?v=1785534281"},{"product_id":"red-beard-butter-limited","title":"RED Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bold expression of confidence, intensity, and undeniable presence. Crafted for the man who leads from the front, this profile blends vibrant citrus, refined spice, rich woods, and warm sensual notes into a fragrance that refuses to be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe scent opens with an explosive burst of red grapefruit, tart cranberry, and bright Italian lemon. Fresh, energetic, and sharp, this opening creates an unforgettable first impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAs the fragrance develops, red sage, luxurious red saffron, and smooth lavender bring depth and sophistication. A perfect balance of spice and refinement, creating a scent that is powerful without being overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed wood, hot amber, and rich coffee beans create a warm, masculine finish that lingers with confidence and character. Smooth, bold, and unforgettable, this is a fragrance built for the man who knows exactly who he is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Grapefruit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTart Cranberry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eItalian Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Sage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Saffron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLavender\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRed Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHot Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee Beans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCitrus. Spice. Fire.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE RED BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the man who doesn't chase attention. He commands it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53879288398138,"sku":null,"price":18.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/RedbeardButter.jpg?v=1786136002"},{"product_id":"tcvc-beard-balm-limited","title":"TCVC Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOBACCO. COFFEE. VANILLA. CHERRY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFour notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne hell of a profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTCVC\u003c\/strong\u003e is back, bringing together four powerhouse aromas in one deep, rich, masculine blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with the unmistakable character of freshly harvested tobacco, dark and earthy with just enough bite. Richly roasted coffee follows, bringing warmth and depth like that first strong cup poured before the rest of the world wakes up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen vanilla rolls in, smooth and creamy, cutting through the darker notes before a burst of ripe cherry adds just enough sweetness to make the entire profile come alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is warm, bold, slightly sweet, and ridiculously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTobacco gives it grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee gives it depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVanilla smooths everything out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCherry gives it the unexpected twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOBACCO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFreshly Harvested Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCOFFEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRich Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVANILLA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCHERRY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRipe Cherry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark. Rich. Smooth. Addictive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFour notes. Zero bullshit. One badass profile.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53913484067130,"sku":null,"price":13.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/TCVCBalm_51905084-5f1b-43ec-b9ec-a5dffc7c2065.jpg?v=1786745761"},{"product_id":"tcvc-beard-butter-limited","title":"TCVC Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOBACCO. COFFEE. VANILLA. CHERRY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tcvc-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFour notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne hell of a profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTCVC\u003c\/strong\u003e is back, bringing together four powerhouse aromas in one deep, rich, masculine blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with the unmistakable character of freshly harvested tobacco, dark and earthy with just enough bite. Richly roasted coffee follows, bringing warmth and depth like that first strong cup poured before the rest of the world wakes up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen vanilla rolls in, smooth and creamy, cutting through the darker notes before a burst of ripe cherry adds just enough sweetness to make the entire profile come alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is warm, bold, slightly sweet, and ridiculously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTobacco gives it grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee gives it depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVanilla smooths everything out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCherry gives it the unexpected twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTOBACCO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFreshly Harvested Tobacco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCOFFEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRich Roasted Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eVANILLA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth Vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCHERRY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRipe Cherry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark. Rich. Smooth. Addictive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTCVC\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFour notes. Zero bullshit. One badass profile.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53913488163130,"sku":null,"price":18.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/TCVCButter_e1916dad-b766-4d30-871a-f8b9f7da0d53.jpg?v=1786745694"},{"product_id":"barrel-house-beard-butter-limited","title":"Barrel House Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAGED IN CHARACTER. BUILT FOR THE BEARDED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStep inside the \u003cstrong\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA rich, masculine profile inspired by Kentucky bourbon, charred oak barrels, old timber, and the unmistakable aroma of a working American distillery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with smooth Kentucky bourbon cut with bright citrus, bergamot, and fresh lime, giving the profile a clean bite before the deeper notes begin to take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLavender and sage bring an aromatic sophistication through the middle, while aged oak, cedarwood, earthy patchouli, and musk build a warm, rugged foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is exactly what \u003cstrong\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/strong\u003e should smell like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth bourbon. Aged wood. Fresh citrus. 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BUILT FOR THE BEARDED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/barrel-house-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStep inside the \u003cstrong\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA rich, masculine profile inspired by Kentucky bourbon, charred oak barrels, old timber, and the unmistakable aroma of a working American distillery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with smooth Kentucky bourbon cut with bright citrus, bergamot, and fresh lime, giving the profile a clean bite before the deeper notes begin to take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLavender and sage bring an aromatic sophistication through the middle, while aged oak, cedarwood, earthy patchouli, and musk build a warm, rugged foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is exactly what \u003cstrong\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/strong\u003e should smell like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth bourbon. Aged wood. Fresh citrus. 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OAK. CEDAR.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBARREL HOUSE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhere smooth bourbon meets American timber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53913818693946,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BarrelHouseBeardBalm.jpg?v=1786837177"},{"product_id":"contraband-beard-butter-limited","title":"Contraband Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCONTRABAND Sunday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOT FOR EVERYBODY. 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It starts deceptively bright with juicy tangerine, ripe pineapple, and dark cassis before pulling you straight into the good stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmoked honey and roasted coffee bring a rich, addictive warmth while saffron, nutmeg, and sweet turmeric add an exotic layer of spice that keeps the profile interesting every time you catch it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen the lights go down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage leather, black amber incense, earthy patchouli, and rolling smoke create a deep, masculine foundation that sticks around long after the brighter notes disappear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet without being soft. Smoky without smelling like a damn campfire. Dark, sophisticated, and just suspicious enough to earn the name.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf somebody leans in and asks what you're wearing...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe tell them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe don't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tangerine, Pineapple, Cassis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Smoked Honey, Roasted Coffee, Saffron, Nutmeg, Sweet Turmeric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vintage Leather, Black Amber Incense, Patchouli, Smoke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSWEET. 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