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The real bamboo handle is durable, lightweight, and laser-etched with the Luxurious Bastard name — built for daily use and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eWhether your beard is short, thick, coarse, or full beard status, this brush conditions, detangles, and shapes it into a cleaner, fuller-looking beard in seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eIf you want a beard that actually behaves… this is the tool you’ve been missing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52113580458298,"sku":"boar01","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BB2.jpg?v=1762990548"},{"product_id":"harvest-bastard-beard-oil-limited","title":"Harvest Bastard Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHARVEST BASTARD BEARD OIL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/harvest-bastard-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Harvest Bastard Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/harvest-bastard-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Harvest Bastard Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Harvest Bastard is back.\u003c\/strong\u003e This bright, crisp beard oil captures the turn from summer to winter with a smooth blend of succulent fig, rich caramel, coffee, cinnamon, and an earthy spice finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSucculent fig\u003cbr\u003eLuscious caramel\u003cbr\u003eRoasted coffee\u003cbr\u003eWarm cinnamon\u003cbr\u003eEarthy spice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWork a few drops through your beard to condition the hair and skin while leaving behind a warm, captivating scent that feels made for cool mornings and changing seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52172579668282,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/HarvestOil.jpg?v=1662153866"},{"product_id":"harvest-bastard-beard-butter-limited","title":"Harvest Bastard Beard Butter - 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Ready to claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThese aren’t your everyday beard care bundles. They’re extra sets of custom creations made for individual customers and your chance to snag something outside our regular lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI usually make two matching sets: one for the customer who ordered it, and one for another bastard to claim. That second set lands right here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eExplore handcrafted beard oil, balm, and butter combos featuring customer-inspired scents. No designing or placing a custom order required—the creative work is done. You just choose your favorite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWatch the video to see what’s inside each combo, then be ready when the collection goes live. Everything first comes, first served, with extremely limited quantities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomeone else dreamed it up. You get a shot at taking it home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/oW4-I8sDOXU?si=su0TNfV8MPu_qoBx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Freija Oil","offer_id":53964838076730,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ashwood Oil","offer_id":53964838273338,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combat Oil","offer_id":53964838338874,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BMB Oil","offer_id":53964838437178,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Kingsman Oil","offer_id":53964838535482,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holy Ranger Mustache Wax","offer_id":54046460543290,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rugged Oil Butter","offer_id":54046460772666,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Star Oil Balm Butter","offer_id":54046460805434,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brutus oil Butter","offer_id":54046460838202,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Castaway Oil Balm","offer_id":54125713391930,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ladies Man Oil Butter beard body Wash","offer_id":67633962254650,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Custom_profile_Lab_Luxurious_Bastard_beard_Co_2.png?v=1786558320"},{"product_id":"elixir-de-luxe-tallow-1","title":"Elixir de Luxe Beef Tallow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eElixir de Luxe – Timeless Nourishment, Modern Luxury\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use it. --\u0026gt; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=D5zg2_LM6Yo\"\u003eVideo Here \u003c\/a\u003e\u0026lt;--\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElixir de Luxe is a luxurious, all-natural skincare balm crafted with a powerful fusion of ancient remedies and modern science. Every ingredient is carefully selected for its deeply nourishing, healing, and restorative properties. Inspired by time-honored skincare traditions, this formula is designed to revive, replenish, and protect the skin, offering a silky-smooth, radiant glow without compromise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredient Breakdown \u0026amp; Luxury Benefits: 2 Ounces\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 Hero Ingredients \u0026amp; Their Benefits:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. 🥩 Grass-Fed Beef Tallow \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The ancient secret to deeply hydrated skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K for cell regeneration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Mimics skin’s natural lipids for optimal absorption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. 🍯 Raw Honey \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A natural humectant that locks in moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Packed with antioxidants for skin healing and rejuvenation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. ✨ Jojoba Oil \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Closely resembles skin’s natural sebum, balancing hydration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight, non-greasy, and deeply penetrating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Helps regulate oil production for all skin types\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. 🌹 Rosehip Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Rich in vitamins C \u0026amp; A for collagen production\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Evens out skin tone and reduces fine lines \u0026amp; wrinkles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Deeply nourishes dry, damaged, or mature skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. 🌿 Vitamin E Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A potent antioxidant to combat free radicals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Strengthens the skin barrier and prevents premature aging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6. 🧡 Sea Buckthorn Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Known as the “liquid gold” of skincare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• High in omega fatty acids for intense skin repair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Helps fade scars, stretch marks, and discoloration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7. 💧 Hyaluronic Acid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Provides deep hydration and plumps the skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Retains 1,000 times its weight in water, ensuring long-lasting moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. 🌼 Calendula Extract\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Soothes irritation, redness, and sensitive skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Rich in flavonoids that promote skin healing and regeneration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9. 🐝 Organic White Beeswax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Creates a breathable protective barrier\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Locks in moisture while allowing skin to breathe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Enhances the balm’s smooth, velvety texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith Elixir de Luxe, you’re not just getting a tallow balm—you’re experiencing a handcrafted, small-batch elixir infused with the most nourishing and time-tested ingredients nature has to offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gold standard of skincare, designed for those who seek pure, effective, and uncompromising luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53266938528058,"sku":null,"price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BeefTallow.jpg?v=1740013196"},{"product_id":"double-barrel-bastard-stein-mug","title":"Double Barrel Bastard Stein Mug","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"product_title entry-title\"\u003eDouble Barrel Bastard (Pre-sale)\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly 48 of these will be produced this year. Lock your mug in and be sure they will be in your hands as soon as the production is done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy your favorite Coffee, beer or the latest craft brews in this iconic stein. Handcrafted in Wisconsin for Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20 ounces; 5″h. Dishwasher, microwave and oven safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% lead-free. FDA and California Proposition 65 compliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOunces may vary. Due to the nature of our handmade processes, styles and glazes will vary with unique appearances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrand New Model for 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePre-Order Now.... Keep in mind, Lead time is about 8-9 weeks one in production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53470154916154,"sku":null,"price":59.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/mugb_59e99694-a70b-4949-a9a5-e81b2984cadb.png?v=1779230644"},{"product_id":"october-beard-oil-limited","title":"October Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. 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This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA warm opening of freshly carved pumpkin and classic fall spices that instantly brings back memories of cool nights, bonfires, and October traditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA smooth heart of creamy sweetness that adds depth and warmth, creating a perfectly balanced blend between cozy comfort and masculine sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA rich foundation of earthy woods, smoky amber, and exotic OUD that transforms this seasonal favorite into a bold, lingering fragrance with a dark and luxurious finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785171132730,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"october-beard-balm-limited","title":"October Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. October Bastard captures the soul of the season with a rich blend of spiced pumpkin, aromatic clove, and sweet indulgence, balanced by deep woods and a dark, sophisticated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a basic pumpkin scent. This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785179783482,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"october-beard-butter-limited","title":"October Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOCTOBER BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-oil-limited\" title=\"Beard Oil\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Beard Balm\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca href=\"\/products\/october-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Beard Butter\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIf October had a scent, this would be it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA nostalgic walk through crisp autumn air, where glowing porch lights meet fallen leaves and every breath carries a hint of warmth, comfort, and mystery. October Bastard captures the soul of the season with a rich blend of spiced pumpkin, aromatic clove, and sweet indulgence, balanced by deep woods and a dark, sophisticated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't a basic pumpkin scent. This is autumn refined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePumpkin • Clove Bud • Allspice • Cinnamon Leaf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButtercream • Vanilla Bean • Soft Spice Accords\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandalwood • Patchouli • Dark Amber • OUD • Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e is the scent of fall after dark. Warm. Mysterious. Unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53785183027514,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/October_Beard_Butter.jpg?v=1789264843"},{"product_id":"beard-oil-pump-top","title":"Beard Oil Pump Top","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEasy, mess-free beard oil dispensing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd a pump top to your 1 oz beard oil bottle for quick, controlled dispensing. It’s a simple upgrade for a cleaner grooming routine and less mess at the sink or on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits Luxurious Bastard Beard Co. 1 oz bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20-400 neck finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelps dispense beard oil with control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to use in your daily grooming routine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53946585809210,"sku":null,"price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BeardOilPumpTop.jpg?v=1787531788"},{"product_id":"whoops-beard-butter-limited","title":"Whoops Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHOOPS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/whoops-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/whoops-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and Beard Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSome of the best things happen by accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMonths ago, while blending a batch of \u003cstrong\u003eYSL\u003c\/strong\u003e, the ingredients for \u003cstrong\u003eOmbre\u003c\/strong\u003e somehow found their way into the mix. Scrapping it would have been the sensible move—but one smell changed everything. The two profiles collided into something unexpectedly incredible: fresh, dark, smooth, and dangerously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAfter the original beard oil received such amazing feedback, \u003cstrong\u003eWhoops\u003c\/strong\u003e is officially returning in the full lineup—\u003cstrong\u003ebeard oil, beard balm, and beard butter\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBergamot, Lime, Crisp Apple, Black Leather\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJasmine, Violet Leaf, Patchouli, Vetiver\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTonka Bean, Cedarwood, Amber, Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA bright citrus opening gives way to dark leather, earthy woods, soft florals, warm amber, and a smooth musky finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt wasn’t planned. 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It wasn’t supposed to happen. But damn… it worked.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53970705449274,"sku":null,"price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/WhoopsBeardBalm.png?v=1787958553"},{"product_id":"chakra-beard-bodywash-8oz","title":"Chakra Beard \u0026 Bodywash 8oz","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProfile Of The Month\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eChakra\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHARRED INDIAN OUD. MADAGASCAR VANILLA. MAGNOLIA LEAF. 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A portion of the proceeds from this special collaboration will go toward supporting veterans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lUggRETmjao?si=Esv-FWtC2z4jp-8A\" title=\"Watch VETT's Video Here\"\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens softly with \u003cstrong\u003ebergamot, clove, and cracked black pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, followed by deep \u003cstrong\u003eamber, labdanum, olibanum, cedarwood, vetiver, and musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rugged woods, warm resin, subtle spice, and incense give it backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eButtermilk, burnt sugar, caramel, and creamy vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e bring powerful warmth and comfort beneath all that strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause heroism isn't only about standing in the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's also about making it home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBold. Rugged. Warm. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEROIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWANT TO SUPPORT THE MISSION DIRECTLY?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou don't have to buy a product to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonate directly to HEROES Alliance and I'll give you 1 Golden Ticket into our monthly giveaway for every $10 donated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 = 1 Golden Ticket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 = 2 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$50 = 5 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$100 = 10 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DONATE DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT VETERANS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/app.endaoment.org\/heroes?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDonate to HEROES Alliance\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy Heroic. Donate directly. Share the mission.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis one is bigger than beard oil. This one is HEROIC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStrength in the bottle. Honor in the heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54076580397370,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Heroic_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789762182"},{"product_id":"heroic-beard-balm-limited","title":"Heroic Beard Balm - Special Limited Edition","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHEROIC SUNDAY 12NOON\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Tribute to Those Who Answered the Call\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Balm\"\u003eHeroic Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Butter\"\u003eHeroic Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeroic\u003c\/strong\u003e was created in collaboration with the \u003cstrong\u003eVETT Project\u003c\/strong\u003e as a tribute to the men and women who served, sacrificed, and stood watch for the rest of us. A portion of the proceeds from this special collaboration will go toward supporting veterans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lUggRETmjao?si=Esv-FWtC2z4jp-8A\" title=\"Watch VETT's Video Here\"\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens softly with \u003cstrong\u003ebergamot, clove, and cracked black pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, followed by deep \u003cstrong\u003eamber, labdanum, olibanum, cedarwood, vetiver, and musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rugged woods, warm resin, subtle spice, and incense give it backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eButtermilk, burnt sugar, caramel, and creamy vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e bring powerful warmth and comfort beneath all that strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause heroism isn't only about standing in the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's also about making it home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBold. Rugged. Warm. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEROIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWANT TO SUPPORT THE MISSION DIRECTLY?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou don't have to buy a product to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonate directly to HEROES Alliance and I'll give you 1 Golden Ticket into our monthly giveaway for every $10 donated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 = 1 Golden Ticket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 = 2 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$50 = 5 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$100 = 10 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DONATE DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT VETERANS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/app.endaoment.org\/heroes?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDonate to HEROES Alliance\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy Heroic. Donate directly. Share the mission.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis one is bigger than beard oil. This one is HEROIC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStrength in the bottle. Honor in the heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54088566210874,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Heroic_Beard_Balm.jpg?v=1789762181"},{"product_id":"heroic-beard-butter-limited","title":"Heroic Beard Butter - Special Limited Edition","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHEROIC SUNDAY 12NOON\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Tribute to Those Who Answered the Call\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-balm-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Balm\"\u003eHeroic Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heroic-beard-butter-limited\" title=\"Heroic Beard Butter\"\u003eHeroic Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeroic\u003c\/strong\u003e was created in collaboration with the \u003cstrong\u003eVETT Project\u003c\/strong\u003e as a tribute to the men and women who served, sacrificed, and stood watch for the rest of us. A portion of the proceeds from this special collaboration will go toward supporting veterans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lUggRETmjao?si=Esv-FWtC2z4jp-8A\" title=\"Watch VETT's Video Here\"\u003eWatch Video Here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens softly with \u003cstrong\u003ebergamot, clove, and cracked black pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, followed by deep \u003cstrong\u003eamber, labdanum, olibanum, cedarwood, vetiver, and musk\u003c\/strong\u003e. Rugged woods, warm resin, subtle spice, and incense give it backbone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen comes the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eButtermilk, burnt sugar, caramel, and creamy vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e bring powerful warmth and comfort beneath all that strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause heroism isn't only about standing in the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's also about making it home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBold. Rugged. Warm. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEROIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWANT TO SUPPORT THE MISSION DIRECTLY?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou don't have to buy a product to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDonate directly to HEROES Alliance and I'll give you 1 Golden Ticket into our monthly giveaway for every $10 donated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 = 1 Golden Ticket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 = 2 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$50 = 5 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$100 = 10 Golden Tickets\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[ DONATE DIRECTLY TO SUPPORT VETERANS ]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"decorated-link\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/app.endaoment.org\/heroes?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDonate to HEROES Alliance\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy Heroic. Donate directly. Share the mission.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis one is bigger than beard oil. This one is HEROIC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStrength in the bottle. Honor in the heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54088594915642,"sku":null,"price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Heroic_Beard_Butter.jpg?v=1789762182"},{"product_id":"honeymooner-beard-oil-limited","title":"Honeymooner Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTWO PEOPLE. TWO SIDES. ONE PROFILE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS isn't just another scent profile. It's personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWith our wedding coming up Saturday, September 26, Jessy and I wanted to create something together to celebrate it. I brought my ingredients to the table. She brought hers. Then we started blending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomewhere between his and hers, HONEYMOONERS was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with red currant, jeweled berries, juicy bergamot pulp, and burnt sugar. Bright, slightly sweet, and immediately addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe heart brings the two sides together. Dark Black Dahlia and rich petrified plum meet Mandarin blossom, creating a smooth balance of masculine depth and feminine elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen velvet vanilla, warm amber, and clean white musk settle everything down into a sensual finish that feels warm, intimate, and damn good up close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNeither one of us created this profile alone. We created it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHis edge. Her touch. One scent built to celebrate the beginning of our next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Currant, Jeweled Berries, Bergamot Pulp, Burnt Sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black Dahlia, Petrified Plum, Mandarin Blossom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvet Vanilla, Warm Amber, White Musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBERRIES. DARK FLORALS. VANILLA. AMBER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS. Two people. Two worlds. One hell of a blend.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54116700062010,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/honney_moon_oil.png?v=1790227197"},{"product_id":"honeymooner-beard-butter-limited","title":"Honeymooner Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTWO PEOPLE. TWO SIDES. ONE PROFILE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/honeymooner-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHoneymooner Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS isn't just another scent profile. It's personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWith our wedding coming up Saturday, September 26, Jessy and I wanted to create something together to celebrate it. I brought my ingredients to the table. She brought hers. Then we started blending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSomewhere between his and hers, HONEYMOONERS was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt opens with red currant, jeweled berries, juicy bergamot pulp, and burnt sugar. 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One scent built to celebrate the beginning of our next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Currant, Jeweled Berries, Bergamot Pulp, Burnt Sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black Dahlia, Petrified Plum, Mandarin Blossom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvet Vanilla, Warm Amber, White Musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBERRIES. DARK FLORALS. VANILLA. AMBER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHONEYMOONERS. Two people. Two worlds. 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This one changes it.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eLUXE LIVING Nº 01\u003c\/strong\u003e, the first room spray in a new home-fragrance collection by Luxurious Bastard Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNº 01 was built around one idea: \u003cstrong\u003emake home feel luxurious.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe first spray opens with the deep, comforting sweetness of \u003cstrong\u003eBurnt Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e, wrapped in the familiar warmth of \u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon\u003c\/strong\u003e and finished with the rich, slightly caramelized character of \u003cstrong\u003eToasted Maple\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWarm without being boring. Sweet without smelling like a candy store. Rich, inviting, and ridiculously easy to come home to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's the kind of scent that makes somebody walk through the door, stop for a second and ask:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“What the hell smells so good in here?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eTHE SCENT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBURNT VANILLA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeep, smooth and slightly toasted. A darker take on traditional vanilla that gives Nº 01 its warm foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCINNAMON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdds spice, warmth and character without overpowering the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOASTED MAPLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRich and comforting with a warm, caramelized finish that pulls the entire profile together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTogether, they create a fragrance that feels like \u003cstrong\u003efirelight, worn leather, warm wood, a good drink and nowhere else you need to be.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eNOT JUST FOR THE LIVING ROOM\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUse Nº 01 anywhere that could use a serious upgrade:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHome • Bedroom • Office • Lounge • Bathroom • Gym • Car\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA few sprays can completely change the atmosphere of a space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMorning reset.\u003cbr\u003eBefore company comes over.\u003cbr\u003eAfter cooking.\u003cbr\u003eBefore crawling into bed.\u003cbr\u003eOr simply because your place deserves to smell better than whatever the hell happened there yesterday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eHOW TO USE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eShake before use and mist into the air as desired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eStart with a few sprays and add more depending on the size of the room and your preferred fragrance strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor best results, spray into open air rather than directly onto delicate surfaces. Avoid contact with eyes and keep out of reach of children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eTHE LUXE LIVING STANDARD\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLuxurious Bastard started with beard care, but the standard was never supposed to stop at your beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLUXE LIVING brings that same attitude into your space.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDistinctive fragrance.\u003cbr\u003ePremium presentation.\u003cbr\u003eNo boring department-store personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eJust damn good scents designed to make the places you spend your life feel a little better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4 FL OZ \/ 118 ML\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eLUXE LIVING Nº 01\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBurnt Vanilla • Cinnamon • Toasted Maple\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore than a room spray. It's a vibe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold scents for a higher standard.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLUXE LIVING by Luxurious Bastard Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54118505546042,"sku":null,"price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/LuxeLivingN01Art1.png?v=1790220600"},{"product_id":"toasted-beard-oil-limited","title":"Toasted Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE TOASTED BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in Beard Oil, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/toasted-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSWEET. 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A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warm, spicy, floral and leathery scent with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Berserker routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your oil with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTHE BERSERKER BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWarm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerserker returns with a rich, layered fragrance that balances a bold opening with a softer heart and a dark, grounded finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm spice makes the first impression. 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Warm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warm, spicy, floral and leathery scent with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Berserker routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your balm with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTHE BERSERKER BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWarm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerserker returns with a rich, layered fragrance that balances a bold opening with a softer heart and a dark, grounded finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm spice makes the first impression. 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Not entirely tame.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eScent profile\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLayer\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFragrance notes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat to expect\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarm Spice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA bold, warming introduction that establishes the fragrance’s spicy character.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYlang Ylang, Jasmine, Freesia, Orris\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA rounded floral heart that softens the opening and brings balance to the darker notes.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Vanilla, Aged Leather, Oud Wood, Ambergris, Musk, Oak Moss\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA deep finish of smooth vanilla, leather, woods, musk, and earthy moss.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent at a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm • Spicy • Floral • Leathery • Woody\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe contrast:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral softness and vanilla sweetness against aged leather, oud, and earthy moss.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67624033026362,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/BerserkerBalm.jpg?v=1762194077"},{"product_id":"berserker-beard-butter-limited","title":"Berserker Beard Butter - limited","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBerserker Beard Butter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited release. Warm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warm, spicy, floral and leathery scent with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Berserker routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your butter with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/berserker-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBerserker Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2\u003eTHE BERSERKER BASTARD\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWarm spice. Aged leather. A darker kind of vanilla.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBerserker returns with a rich, layered fragrance that balances a bold opening with a softer heart and a dark, grounded finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm spice makes the first impression. As it unfolds, Ylang Ylang and Jasmine introduce a floral richness, joined by the softer character of Freesia and Orris. These notes bring balance to the fragrance, rounding out its edges without taking away its depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen comes the darker side. Smooth Dark Vanilla meets aged Leather and Oud Wood, bringing sweetness, texture, and woody character together. Ambergris and Musk deepen the base, while earthy Oak Moss grounds the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe result is a warm, spicy, floral, and leathery profile with dark woods underneath and vanilla woven throughout. There’s softness here, but nothing timid about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little civilized. 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Bright citrus. Cool mint. Warm spice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange, Mandarin and Grapefruit meet eucalyptus, mint and pine, with cinnamon, clove and subtle cumin adding warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Black Flag routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your oil with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBlack Flag Bastard Beard Oil | Small Batch\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour daily routine. With a little rebellion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack Flag Beard Oil brings together bright citrus, cool eucalyptus and mint, fresh pine, and a warm combination of cinnamon, clove, and cumin. An Exclusive worth bringing back, now ready for another place in your rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat started as an Exclusive earned its way into the lineup. Now Black Flag returns in beard oil, beard balm, and beard butter, bringing its distinctive mix of citrus, fresh botanicals, and aromatic spice back into rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange and Mandarin bring a bright, lively sweetness, while Grapefruit adds another burst of citrus. Eucalyptus and Mint Leaf introduce a cool freshness that contrasts with the warmer side of the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCinnamon Bark, Clove Leaf, and Clove Bud deliver rich, aromatic spice. Pine brings a fresh forest character, while subtle Cumin undertones add another layer beneath the brighter notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s that contrast that defines Black Flag: citrus against spice, cooling freshness against warmth, and a green forest edge running through it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA fresh scent with a warm temper.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCITRUS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet Orange • Mandarin • Grapefruit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFRESH \u0026amp; GREEN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEucalyptus • Mint Leaf • Pine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARM SPICE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCinnamon Bark • Clove Leaf • Clove Bud • Cumin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade in the USA. Small batches. 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Now Black Flag returns in beard oil, beard balm, and beard butter, bringing its distinctive mix of citrus, fresh botanicals, and aromatic spice back into rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange and Mandarin bring a bright, lively sweetness, while Grapefruit adds another burst of citrus. Eucalyptus and Mint Leaf introduce a cool freshness that contrasts with the warmer side of the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCinnamon Bark, Clove Leaf, and Clove Bud deliver rich, aromatic spice. 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Now Black Flag returns in beard oil, beard balm, and beard butter, bringing its distinctive mix of citrus, fresh botanicals, and aromatic spice back into rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange and Mandarin bring a bright, lively sweetness, while Grapefruit adds another burst of citrus. Eucalyptus and Mint Leaf introduce a cool freshness that contrasts with the warmer side of the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCinnamon Bark, Clove Leaf, and Clove Bud deliver rich, aromatic spice. 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As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little mystery. A little darkness. 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Made for the bearded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — The Enchanted Opening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrozen Berries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Forbidden Forest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBalsam Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Darkest Magic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fruity • Woody • Aromatic • Musky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, mysterious, woodsy, subtly sweet, and masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anyone who loves atmospheric woodland fragrances with dark fruit, evergreen freshness, and warm, musky depth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No wand required. Just a damn good beard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67655729250618,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/HogwartsBeardButter.jpg?v=1791566056"},{"product_id":"hogwarts-beard-balm-limited","title":"Hogwarts Beard Balm - Limited (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOGWARTS (Drops Sunday)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries \u0026amp; Mountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComplete your Hogwarts routine with matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-bodywash-8oz\"\u003eHogwarts Beard \u0026amp; Body Wash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome scents are discovered. Others feel like magic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep beyond the ordinary and into a world where ancient forests whisper, cold mountain winds sweep through towering stone corridors, and something mysterious lingers in the shadows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHogwarts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a captivating blend of crisp dried apple, frozen berries, and bright lemon, opening with a refreshing burst of fruit kissed by the cold. As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little mystery. A little darkness. A whole lot of luxurious bastard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're wandering through the woods, enjoying a cold evening, or simply looking to add a little magic to your daily beard routine, Hogwarts delivers a distinctive fragrance worthy of its own legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in small batches. Made for the bearded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — The Enchanted Opening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrozen Berries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Forbidden Forest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBalsam Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Darkest Magic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fruity • Woody • Aromatic • Musky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, mysterious, woodsy, subtly sweet, and masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anyone who loves atmospheric woodland fragrances with dark fruit, evergreen freshness, and warm, musky depth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No wand required. Just a damn good beard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67655730004282,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/HogwartsBeardBalm.jpg?v=1791566035"},{"product_id":"hogwarts-beard-oil-limited","title":"Hogwarts Beard Oil - Limited (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOGWARTS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries \u0026amp; Mountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComplete your Hogwarts routine with matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-bodywash-8oz\"\u003eHogwarts Beard \u0026amp; Body Wash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome scents are discovered. 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As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little mystery. A little darkness. 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Made for the bearded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — The Enchanted Opening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrozen Berries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Forbidden Forest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBalsam Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Darkest Magic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fruity • Woody • Aromatic • Musky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, mysterious, woodsy, subtly sweet, and masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Anyone who loves atmospheric woodland fragrances with dark fruit, evergreen freshness, and warm, musky depth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No wand required. Just a damn good beard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67655730266426,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/HogwartsBeardOil.jpg?v=1791566007"},{"product_id":"hogwarts-beard-bodywash-8oz","title":"Hogwarts Beard \u0026 Bodywash 8oz (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOGWARTS (Drops Sunday)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn Enchanting Blend of Dark Woods, Frozen Berries \u0026amp; Mountain Air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eComplete your Hogwarts routine with matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hogwarts-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eHogwarts Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome scents are discovered. Others feel like magic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep beyond the ordinary and into a world where ancient forests whisper, cold mountain winds sweep through towering stone corridors, and something mysterious lingers in the shadows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHogwarts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a captivating blend of crisp dried apple, frozen berries, and bright lemon, opening with a refreshing burst of fruit kissed by the cold. As the fragrance unfolds, balsam fir and black currant weave through aromatic clove, creating a rich woodland character that feels both inviting and mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep beneath it all, rugged cedarwood, crisp mountain air, and dark musk create an atmospheric finish — earthy, masculine, and just a little wicked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's fresh without being ordinary. Fruity without being overly sweet. Woody without becoming overpowering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little mystery. A little darkness. A whole lot of luxurious bastard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're wandering through the woods, enjoying a cold evening, or simply looking to add a little magic to your daily beard routine, Hogwarts delivers a distinctive fragrance worthy of its own legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in small batches. Made for the bearded.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — The Enchanted Opening\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dried Apple \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrozen Berries \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp, refreshing introduction with juicy fruit, cool berry sweetness, and a bright citrus spark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Forbidden Forest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Balsam Fir \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh evergreen branches meet dark, tart berries and warming spice, adding richness, depth, and an unmistakable woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Darkest Magic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cedarwood \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMountain Air \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrounded in rugged woods, cool atmospheric freshness, and a deep musky finish that leaves an intriguing impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIngredients: Aqua (Water), Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Xantham Gum, Sodium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis EXTRA (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice Powder, Citric Acid, Phenonxyethanol, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67655937687866,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/HogwartsBeardBodyWash.jpg?v=1791565980"},{"product_id":"black-beard-beard-oil-limited","title":"Blackbeard Beard Oil - Limited (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003ch1 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBLACK BEARD BASTARD (Sunday Release)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Ruthless Blend of Spiced Bay Rum, Kentucky Bourbon \u0026amp; Dark Oud\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBack for the 4th year in a row. Some legends refuse to stay buried.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaise the black flag, pour yourself something strong, and prepare to sail into dangerous territory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack Beard Bastard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e returns for its fourth consecutive year, bringing back a bold, intoxicating fragrance inspired by the untamed spirit of the high seas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImagine stepping aboard a weathered pirate ship, where barrels of Kentucky bourbon rest against aged oak, spiced bay rum fills the captain's quarters, and the salty night air carries whispers of distant tropical shores.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe adventure begins with a lively splash of bright kumquat and aromatic spiced bay rum, delivering a citrusy, warmly spiced opening that immediately commands attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs the fragrance settles, rich dark coconut emerges alongside smooth Kentucky bourbon and an earthy hint of dried cannabis. It's warm, slightly sweet, and unapologetically rugged — like a pirate who traded his treasure map for a damn good bottle of whiskey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep in the heart of this fragrance, aged oak and fresh cedarwood provide a sturdy foundation, while precious oud agarwood adds a dark, resinous, woody richness that gives Black Beard Bastard its unmistakable character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe result? A sophisticated collision of tropical warmth, barrel-aged spirits, rugged woods, and mysterious darkness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot your typical tropical fragrance. Not your average bay rum. And definitely not for landlubbers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're commanding the ship, chasing the horizon, or simply refusing to follow anyone else's rules, Black Beard Bastard is your invitation to embrace the darker side of luxury.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFour years of raising hell. One legendary fragrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArrrrr, you luxurious bastard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTop Notes — Raise the Black Flag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKumquat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpiced Bay Rum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA bright burst of tangy citrus collides with warm, aromatic bay rum spices, creating an adventurous opening that's lively, bold, and unmistakably masculine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Notes — The Captain's Quarters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Coconut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKentucky Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDried Cannabis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich tropical coconut meets the smooth, boozy warmth of Kentucky bourbon, while earthy, herbal cannabis notes add an intriguing rugged edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase Notes — The Treasure Below Deck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAged Oak\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh Cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOud Agarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep, weathered oak and aromatic cedarwood anchor the fragrance, while oud adds a luxurious, dark woody finish with subtle resinous complexity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFragrance Family:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Woody • Boozy • Spicy • Tropical\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall Character:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dark, warm, rugged, subtly sweet, earthy, and sophisticated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Men who appreciate rich bay rum fragrances, barrel-aged bourbon, exotic woods, and a tropical scent with a darker, more masculine personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Final Word:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Some men follow the rules. Others raise the black flag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in Small Batches | Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67663196750138,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/BlackBeardBeardOil.jpg?v=1791572066"},{"product_id":"black-beard-beard-balm-limited","title":"Blackbeard Beard Balm - Limited (Drops Sunday)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBlack Flag Beard Balm (Drops Sunday)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited release. Bright citrus. Cool mint. Warm spice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange, Mandarin and Grapefruit meet eucalyptus, mint and pine, with cinnamon, clove and subtle cumin adding warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete your Black Flag routine\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove this scent? Pair your balm with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-flag-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBlack Flag Beard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching scent across your beard-care lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBlack Flag Bastard Beard Balm | Small Batch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh character. Warm attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack Flag Beard Balm carries the returning profile into your balm routine. Sweet Orange, Mandarin, and Grapefruit meet cool botanicals and pine, with aromatic cinnamon and clove bringing warmth to the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat started as an Exclusive earned its way into the lineup. Now Black Flag returns in beard oil, beard balm, and beard butter, bringing its distinctive mix of citrus, fresh botanicals, and aromatic spice back into rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet Orange and Mandarin bring a bright, lively sweetness, while Grapefruit adds another burst of citrus. Eucalyptus and Mint Leaf introduce a cool freshness that contrasts with the warmer side of the blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCinnamon Bark, Clove Leaf, and Clove Bud deliver rich, aromatic spice. 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