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Even works great for the women's or men's long head hair! This anti static wide teeth solid wood comb is made with 100% natural fragrant green sandalwood. Handmade with traditional handicrafts, well polished, smooth and seamless, 7.1\" long, easy to carry.No snags, no frizz, no static, easy to detangle hair and prevents hair breakage, perfect for curly hair. 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You should never scratch or pick you beard anyways. A beard brush helps you “scratch” your face while softening your beard hair. But when you wash your beard, there’s a better way to not only “scratch” it indirectly, but getting several other benefits. I’m talking about a Shower brush. Shower brushes are meant for scalp hair massage, but work great for beards too.    3 main benefits: Scratch your face without doing any damage to your beard hair A Shower brush enables you to scratch your face while showering and soothe the itching that may occur when wearing a beard. Thanks to its silicon bristles, the Shower brush does the job of scratching, but doesn’t do any damage to your beard hair like finger or nail scratching does. Better rinse Rinsing your beard with a Shower brush is very effective compared to rinsing with your fingers. By rinsing in a downward motion, the Shower brush lets you rinse the beard wash or beard conditioner so much better. 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Infused with a captivating fusion of blueberry, OUD, cedarwood, thyme, and light musk, this beard oil offers a unique and sophisticated scent profile that sets you apart from the crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExperience the tantalizing aroma of ripe blueberries intertwined with the rich and exotic essence of OUD, creating a scent that is both intriguing and alluring. The warm undertones of cedarwood and the herbaceous notes of thyme add depth and complexity, while the light musk provides a subtle yet irresistible allure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot only does Oudberry Bastard blend deliver an indulgent olfactory experience, but it also nourishes and conditions your beard, leaving it feeling soft, smooth, and irresistibly touchable. Say goodbye to dry, unruly facial hair and hello to a beard that exudes confidence and sophistication. 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Look no further than our Black\/White Zip-Up Hoodies! These hoodies are the perfect combination of style and comfort, making them the ideal choice for anyone who wants to look great and feel comfortable at the same time. In this article, we'll explore the key features and benefits of these luxurious hoodies and explain why they're a must-have addition to your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKey Features of Black\/White Zip-up Hoodies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from high-quality materials that are built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLuxurious red graphics that make a bold fashion statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight construction to keep you warm and comfortable in the winter months\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConvenient pullover design for easy wear and removal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious hood for added warmth and protection from the elements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePill-resistant air jet yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePouch pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching drawstring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50595949183290,"sku":"","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/ZipUpBlk.jpg?v=1738366558"},{"product_id":"the-hulkamania-bastard","title":"THE HULKAMANIA BASTARD","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE HULKAMANIA BASTARD BEARD OIL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA tribute oil in memory of the man, the myth, the legend\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHulk Hogan (1953–2025).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/26a0_fe0f\/32.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"⚠️\" alt=\"⚠️\" class=\"an1\" data-emoji=\"⚠️\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMay cause sudden shirt-tearing, flexing, and irrational confidence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eApply with intensity — and let your doubts get leg dropped into oblivion!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWHAT’CHA GONNA DO…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhen this oil drops the top rope on your beard, brother?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStep into the squared circle with HULKAMANIA — a tag-team blend of bold beach swagger and vintage ringside masculinity. We took sun-soaked pineapple and slammed it into high-voltage citrus, then powerbombed it onto a rugged barbershop-leather base with a golden glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis ain’t your calm-and-cozy scent. This is championship glory in a bottle — sweat, swagger, and legacy, with just enough smoothness to raise a belt high and walk away slow. 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Evil may ensue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis oil ain’t for the faint of heart. PRINCE OF DARKNESS is forged in black velvet, smoke, and blood moon incense — a dark, elegant blend of gothic mystique and unholy swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWe summoned black-amber, ritual oud, and dry smoke accords, then laced it with, dry kumquat \u0026amp; old cathedral resins, spiced clove, and a whisper of aged bourbon \u0026amp; warm patchouli in the background. It’s heavy, haunting, and beautifully weird — just like the man himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop Notes – The Entrance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Black Pepper \u0026amp; Clove\u003cbr\u003e• Cold Smoke Cannabis\u003cbr\u003e• Dried Kumquat Skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeart Notes – The Ritual\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Worn Leather \u0026amp; Gothic Rose\u003cbr\u003e• Incense from an Old Cathedral\u003cbr\u003e• Charred Patchouli\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase Notes – The Aftermath\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Aged Bourbon\u003cbr\u003e• Black Amber Resin\u003cbr\u003e• Old Suede Tabac\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells Like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e• A haunted mansion backstage\u003cbr\u003e• Velvet curtains, smoke machines, and stage blood\u003cbr\u003e• A sermon at midnight in an abandoned cathedral\u003cbr\u003e• The air after a final power chord and a crowd screaming “OZZY! 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With its long-lasting scent and striking blend of ingredients, the Ombre Bastard is the perfect fragrance for those who want to stand out from the crowd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51928202281274,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/OmbreOil.jpg?v=1676595121"},{"product_id":"ombre-balm","title":"Ombre Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ombre Bastard \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA Bold and Sensual Fragrance Looking for a fragrance that exudes confidence and sex appeal? Look no further than the Ombre Bastard. This unique scent blends dark leather, dark patchouli, vetiver, rich amber, oak moss, and hints of jasmine sambac for a seductive and powerful aroma. 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This is power distilled. Become the man everyone envies, feared for your presence, and remembered for your intensity. Unleash it. Wear it. Dominate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"139\"\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry Tobacco, Sandalwood – The first punch, warm, smoky, and immediately commanding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eHeart Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Frankincense, Cedar – Deep, resinous, and grounded; the core of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla, Amber, Musk – Lingering power that leaves a trail of strength and sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eEvery layer is engineered to project dominance, allure, and raw masculinity. One application, and you don’t just smell incredible you \u003cem data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"577\"\u003ebecome\u003c\/em\u003e the presence everyone remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51928692326714,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/IMG_9923.jpg?v=1675300345"},{"product_id":"manly-butter-1","title":"Manly Beard Butter - Limited","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Manly Bastard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a scent. It’s a weapon. A raw, unapologetic blend of Sandalwood, Dry Tobacco, Vanilla, Frankincense, Amber, Cedar, and Musk crafted to announce your presence before you even speak. One application, and you’re transformed: sharp, commanding, unstoppable. Step into any room, any challenge, any fight and own it. This is more than fragrance. This is power distilled. Become the man everyone envies, feared for your presence, and remembered for your intensity. Unleash it. Wear it. Dominate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"225\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"139\"\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry Tobacco, Sandalwood – The first punch, warm, smoky, and immediately commanding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eHeart Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Frankincense, Cedar – Deep, resinous, and grounded; the core of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"433\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla, Amber, Musk – Lingering power that leaves a trail of strength and sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eEvery layer is engineered to project dominance, allure, and raw masculinity. One application, and you don’t just smell incredible you \u003cem data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"577\"\u003ebecome\u003c\/em\u003e the presence everyone remembers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51928693834042,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/IMG_9924.jpg?v=1675300345"},{"product_id":"ysl-oil","title":"YSL Oil - Limited","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePresenting the Epitome of Elegance: YSL Bastard \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep into a world of refined grooming with latest custom creation, the YSL bastard. 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Hints of spiced silky maple cut through with dark sweetness before fading into the depth of sandalwood, oakmoss, amber, and cashmere... a trail that lingers like a memory you can’t shake. Built for the wanderer, the rebel, the man who carries a map in his soul and dirt on his boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1040\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eIf you like this then match it with\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/products\/beard-bodywash-1886?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=caf1afd5c\u0026amp;_ss=r\u0026amp;variant=51275203084602\" title=\"Vagabond Body Wash\"\u003e The Vagabond Beard \u0026amp; BodyWash\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eOnly from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1091\" data-start=\"1053\"\u003eLuxurious Bastard Beard \u0026amp; Body Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1091\"\u003eBecause legends aren’t made… they’re worn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52233080897850,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/VagabondOil.jpg?v=1764981405"},{"product_id":"2026-beard-oil-new-limited-drop","title":"2026 Beard Oil - New Limited Drop","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2026 New Limited Edition profile \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one wasn’t built to follow seasons.\u003cbr\u003eIt was built to outlast them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2026 opens with a clean hit of ripe apple. 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