LUXURIOUS BASTARD BEARD CO.
THE BASTARD
ISSUE Nº 04 • MAGIC & MUTINY
A LITTLE MAGIC.
A LITTLE MUTINY.
One new obsession.
One familiar troublemaker.
The Sunday lineup: Hogwarts makes its debut, and Black Beard returns for its fourth year in a row. Release time: 12 noon Pacific.
Hogwarts in oil, balm, butter, and a matching beard & body wash. Black Beard in oil, balm, and butter. Two very different profiles. Plenty of reasons to clear a little shelf space.
THE NEW ARRIVAL • FOUR MATCHING PRODUCTS
HOGWARTS
Dark woods. Frozen berries.
A breath of mountain air.
Crisp dried apple, frozen berries, and lemon open the door. Balsam fir, black currant, and clove bring the woodland depth. Cedarwood, mountain air, and dark musk leave a cool, grounded finish.
Fresh fruit against dark woods. A little warmth beneath the cold. This one has character before you even get to the name.
- Top notes
- Dried Apple • Frozen Berries • Lemon
- Middle notes
- Balsam Fir • Black Currant • Clove
- Base notes
- Cedarwood • Mountain Air • Dark Musk
No wand required. Just a damn good beard.
BEARD OIL • BEARD BALM • BEARD BUTTER
Sunday release • 12 noon Pacific. Check each listing for current availability.
THE MATCHING BEARD & BODY WASH
YOUR SHOWER
GOT THE MEMO.
Hogwarts doesn’t stop at the dropper. The matching 8 oz beard & body wash brings the same scent into your shower routine.
One profile from the first wash to the final drop.
Your bathroom shelf can finally agree on something.
Part of the Sunday release.
12 noon Pacific.
THE RETURN • FOURTH YEAR RUNNING
BLACK BEARD
BASTARD
Spiced bay rum. Kentucky bourbon.
Dark woods with a reputation.
Four years in a row. Some profiles earn a return trip.
Kumquat and spiced bay rum lead the way. Dark coconut, Kentucky bourbon, and a dried cannabis note bring a warm, earthy middle. Aged oak, fresh cedarwood, and oud agarwood finish it with deep woody character.
Tropical warmth without the vacation brochure. Rich woods without the lumberyard. Black Beard is back to remind your other scents who’s in charge.
- Top notes
- Kumquat • Spiced Bay Rum
- Middle notes
- Dark Coconut • Kentucky Bourbon • Dried Cannabis
- Base notes
- Aged Oak • Fresh Cedarwood • Oud Agarwood
Fragrance notes describe the scent, not the ingredient list.
BEARD OIL • BEARD BALM • BEARD BUTTER
Sunday release • 12 noon Pacific. Check each listing for current availability.
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HANDMADE. SMALL BATCH. ALL BASTARD.
NEW MAGIC.
OLD TROUBLE.
Sunday. 12 noon Pacific.
Hogwarts makes its debut. Black Beard returns for year four. I’ll bring the scents. You bring the beard.
Thanks for supporting the craft.
DAVID
Founder & Maker
Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.