Serious wholesale savings.
Approved partners receive significant discounts on eligible products. We’ll confirm pricing and ordering details before you commit.
Put Luxurious Bastard on your shelves.
Your shop has a reputation. What you put on your shelves should live up to it. Bring handcrafted beard care, distinctive scents, and a brand with real backbone into your business.
Handmade. Small-batch. Built with pride.
When you carry Luxurious Bastard, you become part of the story—introducing new customers to the craft, representing the brand, and bringing your own personality to the Brotherhood.
Approved partners receive significant discounts on eligible products. We’ll confirm pricing and ordering details before you commit.
Handmade beard oils, balms, and butters with a real maker behind them—and distinctive scents worth talking about.
Bold character. A recognizable identity. Carry something you’re proud to introduce to the people who trust your shop.
Talk products, scent profiles, and possibilities directly with the owner who makes the beard care. No faceless supplier routine.
I’m David—the owner and maker behind Luxurious Bastard. Every beard oil, balm, and butter is made by me, in-house. It’s my work, my reputation, and a craft I take a hell of a lot of pride in.
David · Owner & Maker
Rich woods and leather. Classic barbershop. Something fresh, bold, or completely unexpected. Because I handle the blending myself, we can explore a signature scent inspired by your shop.
For suitable projects, we can also discuss a co-branded label featuring your logo alongside Luxurious Bastard. Bring me your vision, and let’s talk about what’s possible.
“We helped create this one.”
Custom scents and co-branded labels are considered individually and quoted separately. Availability, artwork, order requirements, pricing, and production timelines are confirmed before moving forward. Custom work is not automatically included with wholesale approval.
This program is for businesses with a customer-facing physical location. We want partners who take pride in their shelves, their service, and the brands they represent.
A website or social following alone does not qualify. Applications and physical locations are reviewed before approval.
Your shop. Our craft. One hell of a partnership. Bring your pride in what you do—and let’s put something worth talking about on your shelves.
Tell me about your physical shop, your customers, and what you’re interested in. I’ll review your application personally and get in touch about the next steps.
All applications are subject to review and approval. This form does not create an account or activate wholesale pricing. Custom projects are quoted separately. An EIN or social profile alone does not verify eligibility.