{"product_id":"prototype-113-beard-oil-copy","title":"Prototype 113 Beard Balm - Limited","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"6d86e143-a6e2-45f5-b106-801159253d92\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-3\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] sm:AIPRM__conversation__response\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:75c5cf1d-9ccb-485c-b413-75844af7474f-1\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-4\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow AIPRM__conversation__response\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"eb90ecaf-26d8-4b17-970c-aed830539138\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"78\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrototype 113 \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"228\"\u003eThe first 58 bottles were the test run. Oil only. I wanted real feedback. Not hype. Not buddies saying “yeah bro it’s good.” I wanted honest scores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"248\"\u003eYou gave it to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eAnd the response was ridiculous. In a good way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"320\"\u003eSo now 113 graduates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eFull production line.\u003cbr data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"346\"\u003eBeard Oil.\u003cbr data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eBeard Balm.\u003cbr data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eBeard Butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eThis one opens bright and sharp with orange and clove, then drags you straight into the forest like you just lost a bet and now you’re chopping wood behind a cabin. Fir balsam, tree sap, cedar, sandalwood. Green. Resinous. Grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eDark pomegranate and black currant sneak in with a controlled bite. Not candy. Not dessert. Calm down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eThen cashmere and tonka smooth it out so you smell like a well-dressed lumberjack who reads books but can still split logs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eNothing about 113 is soft. Nothing about it is safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eYou all basically forced my hand with the feedback, so here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eSunday. Noon PST.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eIF you missed the prototype run, this is your shot.Set your alarm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53024862437690,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/113_balm.jpg?v=1771099449","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.mom\/products\/prototype-113-beard-oil-copy","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}